im one existential crisis away from a sartre paper

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

one thing i wanna say though is data centers being built in rural areas is environmental racism + classism so when i see ppl bitching about locals bitching about data centers im like oh it’s literally because it’s not your backyard being demolished and your air not being polluted and your waterways not being ran dry and your soundscapes not being raised to unhealthy decibels ….

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

- someone tells you a story / tries to teach you something using pictures, props, and exaggerated hand gestures

Used to be allowed peanuts but not these days