Keep A Sunrise In Your Heart

every once in awhile i come on and look at naruto content just to piss myself off

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

mostly thinking about this because I'm currently reading Fight Club. can't wait to base my entire worldview off of this, the narrator seems like he really has it together

hold up. this book is actually really funny.

I was going to say something about how I didn't expect there to be so much soapmaking in this book but got distracted by the lye kiss. this goes crazy.

girl help this guy's alter started an anarcho primitivist cult in their basement to bolster his etsy soap empire

in the Fight Club universe I bet Molly Conger makes a craaaaaaazy episode of Weird Little Guys about this

rough trade could have saved this narrator

"this was all about Marla" like fuuuuuck it was gayboy you created an entire second guy to give you a plausibly heterosexual excuse to roll around getting up close and sweaty with other men. and now he's a terrorist and you still can't admit that nothing about this is straight.

having finished the book I have to say that the biggest surprise was absolutely how important soap and the making thereof was to this story. obviously I've seen the iconic movie posters and shit and I knew soap was part of the visual identity, but if I can be totally honest I assumed it was some kind of distasteful allusion to prison rape. I didn't know Tyler Durden for real had a militia making pricey artisanal soap. if he did this in 2026 that shit would be for sale on Goop dot com.

If you could be an enemy in the dark souls trilogy (not including bosses or nonrespawning mini bosses (because they’re too cool)) who would you want to be

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

I'm fairly certain the answer will be "because they don't want to spend money", but is there a reason your workplace doesn't just get a new centrifuge, maybe one with auto-balancing?

because the centrifuge works fine if you're pure of heart

A lot of action manga has this problem. They have a normal Everyman mc surrounded by an ever expanding cast of weirdos that makes the becomes increasingly bizarre and makes the mc clash with everything around them. Raildex really suffers from this.

Basically, we need more Edward Elrics, Maomaos, and Frierens, and fewer Kyons, Tenchi Masakis, and Makoto Naegis.

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????