Little Works

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

How did that evolve into there is a brother in my drink

brother is a nicholasname for bro

there's a LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER in my drink

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

fanfic in bed before sleep is so dangerous. fanfic in bed before sleep always means less sleep. ohhhhh but what kind of loveless creature would i be without fanfic in bed before sleep? a wretched shadow of myself. anyway, back to ao3

come back to me most perfect of comics

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.