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if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@sixth-light
sometimes you will see a joke circulate within a fandom and at first it's all fun and games but then the slow and terrible realization starts to seep in that this will become in fact a widely-accepted way to read a specific situation between characters that were subject of said joke and there is nothing you can do about it but to watch the horrors unfold in real time
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this
Bitches can't even like a show and admit it has copaganda anymore it's always gotta be something like "my show's different" "he likes guns because he has gun autism he's not like other cops" it's genuinely less embarrassing to be self aware and say "I like x character/element/etc while I also recognize that some particular qualities of it are meant to positively influence the viewer's opinion on cops via fiction." It's literally that simple
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
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What's the Olympics thing that we've all forgotten about? (or at least that I've forgotten about)
For many years the Olympics were officially restricted to amateurs (people who were not earning any wages from their sports), which in practice meant you could do things like “employ” people in nominal jobs while they were in fact training full time (the Soviet Union being the chief offender here). That was finally given up on in the 90s, but for a long time the best people in the world in a lot of events officially HAD to be doing it for the love of the game. Of course many Olympic competitors still do because it’s not always possible to make a living from their sports, but it’s no longer required.
Black Is The Color Of My True Love's Hair (chapter 4/9)
In which I go mad trying to make the plot of Asylum make any sense at all, Stella Kowalski does nothing illegal, Ray Kowalski is not a damsel in distress (thank you very much), and Ray Vecchio deliberately activates Fraser's 'help the underdog' instincts, a choice which is going to cause him no grief whatsoever in future, since this is a story where everybody is happy and nobody ends up in Situations.
the distinction between professional and amateur is pay btw. if you get paid for doing it you're doing it professionally. it says nothing about quality. some of the best craftspeople on earth are amateurs and some of the worst writers are professionals.
sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”
jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.
new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?
In the spirit of my high school German textbook Wie geht's?, which tried to offer a fun, down-to-Earth, contemporary course in German teaching phrases useful even at the beginner level, I have decided I am going to write a German textbook that will get you started with everything you need to know to function in modern German society. It's going to be called Sie Brauchen Ein Anderes Formular.
Chapter 1: Unterlagen und Anträge will introduce you to that most essential element of German society: filling out paperwork. You'll learn to recognize basic vocabulary like Anschrift, Name und Vorname, Addresse, and Postleitzahl. You'll be introduced to rich German cultural practices, like filling out paperwork. You'll learn to tell delightful jokes, like Haben die diese Informationen nicht schon? and Liest denn niemand mehr seine E-Mails? You'll experience medieval customs which are alive and well in Germany, like mailing paper letters to deal with large organizations, and receiving them in return. And, of course, you will learn to socialize with other Germans while bonding over shared activities, like filling out paperwork.
Chapter 2: Alltägliche Belastigungen will cover going out, getting around, and getting things done. You'll learn how to say außer Betrieb, defekt, and nicht einsatzbereit. You'll learn how to make everyday conversation with phrases like Tut mir leid, mein Zug hatte Verspätung, and Ich habe versucht anzurufen, aber es war ständig besetzt. You'll learn about treasured German folkways like the Schuldenbremse and Investitionsschau. And you'll even learn about German mythology, and the tale of the invisible Digitalisierungsinitiative.
Chapter 3: Das Ist Nicht Richtig will teach you how to flourish in German society. You will learn, of course, that Sie brauchen ein anderes Formular. You'll learn how to say Das steht nicht auf Ihrer Webseite; Nein, wirklich, ich habe nachgeschaut; and Woher hätte ich das bitte wissen sollen?, and to recognize common phrases like Das ist nicht mein Problem and Und was soll ich Ihrer Meinung nach dagegen tun? And you'll learn how to ingratiate yourself with others with phrases like Sie haben Recht, das ist mein Fehler; Sie haben Recht, es ist nicht Ihre Aufgabe, so etwas zu wissen; and Mir ist bewusst, dass es unzumutbar ist, von Ihnen zu verlangen, Ihre Arbeit zu machen.
Chapter 4: Systemversagen will delve deeper into the rich texture of German life. You'll learn about everyday heroes, like Apotheker and Apothekerin who keep dangerous drugs like Paracetamol off the streets. You'll learn to blend in with phrases like Natürlich müssen wir die heimische Autoindustrie schützen, and Atomkraft ist eine Umweltkatastrophe, deshalb müssen wir weiter Kohle abbauen. And you'll learn about important ceremonial practices like Datenschutz, around which all of German society is oriented, though nobody seems to remember why.
Chapter 5: Im Rahmen Bleiben will help you embrace the diversity of German society by mastering the untranslatable art of Angepasstheit. You'll learn how to say Warum willst du das denn?, Das ist doch nicht normal, and Die macht das doch nur, um Aufmerksamkeit zu bekommen. You'll learn how to pass this gift onto others through ungebetene Kritik an Fremden, and why everything has its ordnende gesellschaftliche Funktion and everybody has their part to play. And after that, I'll start working on my next language textbook: L'Italia Non È Mica Meglio, Ma Almeno Il Tempo È Bello.
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the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.
hot take: public transport shouldn't be free
it's not about paying for pt. i think pt should be accessible to anyone and everyone.
however we need a way to track patronage. free pt doesn't give us any insight into how people are using the service, because nobody touches on
queensland's 50c fares are great because it's next to nothing for most people and it still incentivises people to touch on, thus logging the trip and providing valuable insight into our network's characteristics for organisers
it's not whether pt should be self sufficient or whatever (it shouldn't), it's a public service and it should match the needs of the public. it's just one of the best ways to find out what those needs are is to have people pay just enough to make it worth touching on
who says there would be AOs and fines 💀
but also! ridership is not the same as patronage. we still need a way to figure out where people are actually going, and how they're going there, not just how many people are using the system.
also worth noting the distinction between PSOs and AOs. PSOs are from victoria police and aren't there to check your ticket. they still harass minorities (raises hand) but they can't detain you for fare evading. AOs are from the operator and it's their job to harass people into paying fines. they're particularly evil because they're not actually cops and get compensation out of your fine. both are evil, but one is more evil than the other. AOs also probably wouldn't exist in an affordable pt system!
peer reviewed, this is good
It's also pretty well established that fares are not the main blocker to increasing public transport ridership; frequency and route utility are. It's much more effective to invest money in increasing frequency and developing new routes that go where people want than free fares. Public transport is already, most places, significantly cheaper than owning and using a car. What it needs is to be more convenient as well.
The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
evil great lakes
lake inferior
lake normal
lake offtario
lake hurton
lake michigan
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For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
