The Big Not Very Wee Hag

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

whatever i am now thinking about the raiders playing in MTL and marly hearing lestats psychic projections in the crowd and almost falling flat on his face on the ice bc he has never once had a fellow vampire come to a hockey game this is so weird!

Actually, I do want season 2 to blow its music budget on a mainstream song. But it’s not Diamonds by Rihanna, and not even because I dislike the placement of that song. I want them to blow all their money to get the Centaurs’ goal song, DJ Khaled’s “All I do is Win,” because I want the absolutely rancid vibes of Ilya scoring a hat trick and then just skating dejectedly back to the bench while that song plays as their fan (1) cheers, because yeah Ilya got a hat trick, but currently the score is 10-3.

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Wtf is wrong with you people

see i would like to be ground up and used as fertilizer. not right now but yeah, someday

"I will grind you into bonemeal to feed my rose bush" was a threat i used so often before I realized that's an ideal burial option. messed up that the two main options (embalming & cremation) are so eco-unfriendly. Repair Reuse Recycle applies to my corpses too dangnabbit!!!

#i wanna be broth and then fertilizer HEY @catmorlandleaguette TELL ME MORE ABOUT CORPSE BROTH

Thinking about how PinLee takes medication. It's a throw away like but she has medication with her in Exit Strategy. In a future world of augmentation, where they can practically rebuild Murderbot after combat, and where they can do amazing things, PinLee takes medication for something. Because disabled people are still there. Medical problems still happen. It could be mental or physical. It could be ADHD or something that doesn't have a pill today. But on Perseverance I am in that future.

I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Guess who's being the most annoying on this post

this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD

I think one day Ilya should tweet “do I contradict myself? Ok so I contradict myself. So what. My dick is massive and I do what I want” and someone replies “I did not have Rozanov quoting Walt Whitman on my bingo card” and he replies “who’s Walt Whitman”

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

"But the X-Men really are dangerous, so it's a bad metaphor for marginalized people" is the kind of ice cold take everyone drops like they're the first ones to ever think about it, but it's also one that only really makes sense in the context of the movies or some other adaptation where the X-Men are the only superpowered people around. Within the context of the original universe, it does make perfect sense as a metaphor, bc people as a whole are fine with individuals who gain their powers by radiation poisoning or by spider bite or whatever, but find mutants so arbitrarily repulsive they literally program giant death robots to murder them and them alone

I love a snack that’s also a little bit of an activity. peeling a clementine, stringing a cheese, roasting marshmallows, stuff like that. eating a pomegranate is like a game of sudoku to me.

Yeah, that feels about perfect. They both give me the sense that the gods are trying me for some sort of sin. But they're good!

Long but cool as hell.

I’ve been using these tips for ten years and not one has failed me.

remember when “lifehacks” were useful?

Those where the days.

remember when lifehacks - good or not - were hacks and not fully just new products?

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion