this is simply too funny
can't even imagine how murph was feeling
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this is simply too funny
can't even imagine how murph was feeling

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Shane was drunk the first and only time he ever heard Nelly furtados I’m like a bird and he cried so hard he threw up and when he woke up the next morning he asked Hayden what the song was and Hayden (scared for him) is like. what song dude. And Shane is left to assume it came from his heart and soul and he’s ashamed to have had those thoughts so he’s like. I actually don’t know what I was talking about. There was no song. And Hayden is thinks to himself that gaslighting should not be this easy
bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Ten years of this post
Feels longer
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Unmute !
For those who can’t see/hear:
The video opens a door to an outside industrial plant-like area. Snow is on the ground and there is otherwise some miscellaneous noise of factory work going on.
Then the person behind the camera lets off an “OooOOO AH AH” ie the typical monkey sound.
Suddenly the air is filled with the cries of the humans imitating this monkey sound. No one is seen this entire time. You just hear the cries of people imitating monkeys.

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My favorite thing about loving Crown of Candy is someone will make an edit and be like "POC doomed yuri" and it's fully just clips of Brennan Lee Mulligan talking to himself.
Did you know nonbinary people who were afab and nonbinary people who were amab can have the same genders
Kind of the fucking idea that nonbinary people aren't their assigned sexes, innit
I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***
* two quarters and two dimes
** Interstate 64
*** Richmond, Virginia
I must traverse the treacherous way north* to visit my lover at their place of learning. This city is a crossroads, positioned near the boundary point of a dark land we try not to visit.** It is an ancient place, riddled with the memory of the War.***
* Interstate 95
** Northern Virginia
*** American Civil
The road north is blocked by enemy forces.* I fear we will be overpowered if we continue,** and never reach our destination.*** Let us abandon the road and take the ancient mountain pass.**** We will mind the cruel structures of bygone years***** as you go.
* northern virginians
** get vehicular manslaughtered by a tesla driver just outside the mixing bowl
*** west maryland
**** cut through loudon county
***** mcmansions
the backbone of this damn website is some 15 year old drawing transgender headcanons of your dad's favourite movie character from the 1970s
Rereading Briar’s Book after living through a global pandemic makes it hit so much harder. Just like little things like Tris complaining about her glasses fogging up bc she has to wear a mask and them wearing the best PPE they have while trying to find a cure and the people working so hard to find a cure getting sick and not being able to help
Also a total tangent but how did I not realize lark and Rosethorn were together the first time I read this quartet???? Like Lark calling Rosethorn “love” and “Rosie” and literally no one else doing it??? My repressed middle school self was missing so much subtext

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!
oh thank GOD
just want to add i love how much she hates elon
yeah okay ill reblog that
She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”
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the difference in performance between female and male athletes has far less to do with physiology and far more to do with the fact that boy athletes get the good coaches and the best ice time slot and the set of baby skates and the girl athletes get to change in the bathroom and to know that this won't be a career for them
going to elaborate on this in a way that may make people more mad: biology and physiology is irrelevant in these circumstances. as in whatever amount of difference you've decided is the unadulterated truth literally doesn't matter to the conversation, because sports are now completely sex segregated so you'll never have to see a frail wombyn play anyone other than her own subspecies.
the treatment of female athletes by Society is what leads them to diminished performances more than anything else. athletics is defined more by the flow of capital than by some untapped idea of pure sporting ability. male athletes in a much lower percentile of ability can afford to make a living based purely off their sport because their leagues are bigger, more popular and more widely spread, while female athletes are removed by less than half someone's athletic career from having to get a degree and a day job and doing their sport more or less as a hobby, albeit an extremely dedicated one.
in an expensive sport, the rich become better athletes. women are not afforded these opportunities because more money is spent on men, not because they are inherently less capable. peace
also a significant proportion of major entertainment sports scale skill far more with ability to mentally process its visual information at speed than physical ability, which is, uh, not something that is usually separated by some idea of biological sex. lol
shane is so brave making big steps to pursue ilya in HR yes. but he is even more brave in TLG i think because he is even more scared than he was before. putting his hand on ilya’s back in the club gets me every time. standing up against crowell. MUST I REMIND YOU he initiated their first date in public getting chicken parm. he wanted to be out just as bad as ilya and he was so so scared and he was so so brave

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nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer
local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky
never answer the phone ever
this is why everyone on this website is a virgin
I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man
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