The Big Not Very Wee Hag

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

Humans are like "let me hold the thing. Let me pick it up. It's cute and I want to hold it, I want to wrap my weird elongated front feet around it, I want to encircle it with my freakishly long, oddly flexible front toes. I HAVE to hold things I HAVE to or I'll die."

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

I can’t remember now if it was Frank Frazetta and his Mrs. who used their own bodies for character models or if that was Boris and Mrs. Vallejo. Both pairs were ripped, though.

Hi I'm so sorry I don't mean to embarass you but I think your headphones fell out of your phone, it must have happened at the bus stop, your phone has just been playing out loud in your hand this whole time and you didn't notice. So sorry, you must be so embarrassed, really I wouldn't have said anything but I know I'd be mortified if that happened to me and I didn't notice until I got home or something. I'd be so self conscious, can you imagine people thinking you were being disruptive and obnoxious on purpose. Haha yeah no worries have a great day

phineas and ferb heritage post

I keep seeing people say that the male and female leads on [insert popular show being released currently] are “JUST LIKE Mulder and Scully from The X-Files (1993-2018),” and while I hate to be the bearer of bad news, I’m afraid I must inform you that whatever Faustian bargain Chris Carter made to put so many Vibes in the pilot episode of The X-Files (1993-2018) actually prevents Mulder and Scully from ever being replicated ever again in any form of media. They may be the blueprint, but they cannot be touched by modern television no matter how hard people try. Sincerest condolences.

Shane was drunk the first and only time he ever heard Nelly furtados I’m like a bird and he cried so hard he threw up and when he woke up the next morning he asked Hayden what the song was and Hayden (scared for him) is like. what song dude. And Shane is left to assume it came from his heart and soul and he’s ashamed to have had those thoughts so he’s like. I actually don’t know what I was talking about. There was no song. And Hayden is thinks to himself that gaslighting should not be this easy

Ten years of this post

Feels longer

tell me about it

My favorite thing about loving Crown of Candy is someone will make an edit and be like "POC doomed yuri" and it's fully just clips of Brennan Lee Mulligan talking to himself.

Did you know nonbinary people who were afab and nonbinary people who were amab can have the same genders

Kind of the fucking idea that nonbinary people aren't their assigned sexes, innit