The Lights You Make

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

The cause is known: farmers aren't giving farmworkers a place to go to the bathroom or wash their hands

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

For the aging tumblr userbase this is mostly impossible. Unless you have a good friend who is a tree or perhaps a greenland shark.

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil