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the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

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scissorsaint

(flirting) i could be your problem

lilyblisslys

being topless in a tattoo shop is rlly funny, I don’t think anyone made eye contact with me all day

lilyblisslys

who has the autism now motherfuckers

teathattast

mummer

it’s crazy how when you’re 11 you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat. and you start to grow up and you think well surely it will become more nuanced to me, surely there must be a reason adults arent breaking down wailing in the streets due to the cruelty of this world. and then you become an adult and you think wow nationalism is the root of all evil and war is despicable and religion is the opiate of the masses and misogyny is everywhere and climate change is our most dire threat

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Hot girl summer

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

fishmech

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

bunniope

can we focus on the gnome for a second

bunniope

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

ladyofspoons

these are the people i have to share a highway with

mariacallous

I want every ad on the subway to be this one. And then I want this also posted elsewhere. And then I want people who don’t use earbuds or headphones while listening to music or watching their videos in public to have their phones explode in their hands and faces. Or they get shunned and banned from public spaces.

pliablehead

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

#my poor coworker gets horrible headaches from weed #like migraine level #her neighbors NEVER consider her even when she asks to either do it less often or in another spot so that it's not as strong #against their shared wall #and so they? don't?? like children are so rude to her

thickness-protection-program

Why is this heat so hot 😩

fagapult

It’s the heat

thickness-protection-program

Source?

mamoswole

thickness-protection-program

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong

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despazito

Audubon: remember to use unsalted peanut butter with no added sugars for your suet!

Facebook birders: buldak suet

#checks FB page name #yeah that tracks

greelin

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

figtreeandvine

Bought artichokes in a brand-new, first-ever supermarket in a small town in Michigan in 1989. Clerk asked us what they were, we said artichokes. Next time we bought artichokes there we got the same clerk, who remembered what they were called, but.... "So, um, how do you eat one? I peeled and peeled and there was nothing left!" We explained how to cook and eat an artichoke. This was pre-internet, just to remind you: you had to know it, find it in a library book, or ask someone.

Third time we bought artichokes, she said, "It was good!"

She was an inquisitive and intelligent person. She recognized what she didn't know, she asked questions, she remembered what she was told, and she identified a resource for learning more.

No one is born knowing how to eat an artichoke. It's certainly not intuitive! A very stupid vegetable, clearly eaten first by someone exceptionally hungry and then bred to be slightly easier to eat.

guerrillatech

aflo

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

truestoriesaboutme

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

terminallyonlinecat-deactivated

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

wizardarchetypes

Learn to identify bugs 🫵

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Patreon sticker for this month! Join here.

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

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