Lost In Thought… Permanently.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

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I adore that riverside Iowa just decided one day that they were where kirk was born and the writers were just like fuck it why not

I adore that riverside Iowa just decided one day that they were where kirk was born and the writers were just like fuck it why not

If I’m glued to my seat every week and can’t stop watching, then yes, absolutely, the professional athlete in a blond wig is indistinguishable from the 17 year old lead actress.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

@aspengrown this is the rawest possible addition to this post thank you

cat love as stiff hesitant uncertain acts of service that are devastating in their sincerity, as well.

Isabel Allende, from The House of The Spirits

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Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).