During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

>forefather of that genre

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

German, b.1946- Oil , 70 x 100 cm.

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

Windex Xenomorph 💦

If you’re nonblack you can reblog this BUT ☝🏿 don’t act up

Here (1989) by Richard mcguire (raw magazine)

goes to DC and just takes photos of the metro

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

Husband: RIVETING!

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

????

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

Just kind of dumb

Only to wake up to him standing over you at 3am with the saddest puppy dog eyes asking "why're you out here, love? Did I do something wrong? :(" and bodily hauling you to bed so he can smother you in slightly more sober cuddles.