Racing Turtles

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

I don't think we've devoted nearly enough time and attention to Rocky as auspistice.

It is incredible to me how coherently and incisively your vids SPEAK. I feel like you SAY something with every clip and, like, duh, obviously, but I am not a vidder so it's just so incredible to me. my eyes get blown open by your picks (of clips).

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

"if you're in the midst of psychosis then you HAVE TO--" stop. hold on. I'm taking your hand gently here. Now I'm leading you by the hand to this cliff overlooking a beautiful valley. See how the wind brushes the branches of the trees like a lover's caress? See how the birds make shapes with each other? How do they know how to do that? See how every little bug and squirrel, every mouse and deer and wolf and bear and frog make up something greater than themselves that is, itself somehow alive, perhaps even awake, capable of perceiving itself? Now I'm pushing you over the cliff. Fuck you cunt

As a scientist I find the concept of Cecil freely yapping about Carlos on the radio so funny because if I was in the lab just going about my experiments and then some person on the radio started talking about how hot I am I would get clowned on it by my coworkers beyond belief. Every time I walked into the lab the grad students there would’ve been like “there he is with his perfect hair 😩” and if the centrifuge broke “try asking it to work with your sweet caramel voice 😫” like deadass the lab would be insufferable for months

This is... definitively a minotaur, alright.

The labyrinth is his spilled guts u_u

Was wondering how it could cover his eyes and nose but not his mouth, his mouth is lower down... oh, right, they're in orbit

scuba diving is so nice because you can just lift your mask and blow your nose into the ocean when this happens.

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

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