Racing Turtles

The best movie adaptation of The Odyssey continues to be O Brother, Where Art Thou?

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

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i think grace would know a handful of magic tricks esp ones that makes item "disappear" but since rocky can just see through everything, everytime grace shows him a trick he's just like wowww amaze amaze amaze! 👎 like when a kid walks up to you and shows you a worm

#I was just thinking about this the other day!#I feel like kid Ryland definitely had a prestidigitation or magic tricks kit for children... I just feel it...#like maybe he didn't but it would just be a really good fit for him#a highly focused and intense solo activity FOR THE PURPOSE OF GETTING ATTENTION later.#but also for attaining like technical mastery. but also it's for attention. and being superior.#but also it gives back wonder and joy to the audience. but also it's about attention.#project hail mary#So he'd absolutely be able to whip out demo magic tricks for e.g. Adrian#in the fascinating context of “here's an example of how easy it is to fool my otherwise mysterious and compelling alien sensorium”#rocky perhaps not trusted with this information until making it all the way back to Erid lol...(via @manyblinkinglights)

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

This is GOLD! You just saved me like thousands of therapy costs lmao

that man is my princess

y dyn hwnnw yw fy nhywysoges

ille vir mi regina est

ἐκεῖνος ὁ ἀνὴρ ἐμὴ βασιλέως θυγάτηρ ἐστίν

de maa esch mini prinzässin

هذا الرجل هو أميرتي

I think it is so beautiful and wonderful and joyful and magical that we live in a world where we’ve all collectively agreed that a select group of puppets are Real People and everyone’s in on it and everyone always plays along. so now they’re just widely accepted to be real alive people. yeah that’s elmo. that’s a real guy his name is elmo and he’s red and he’s a baby and he’s real.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary