Bonne Après-midi

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

WHO WANTS TO DO CAUSAL NUDITY WITH ME

your nudity causes my nudity

forced agere is cute and all, but it's so oversaturated. we need to spice it up a bit when it comes to ageplay stuff. fucking. makes you older. age progression

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

You can give a little relief to future You. What a gift!

loud warning

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

don't kill yourself. you can contemplate things while glancing wistfully into the horizon from atop the highway bridge but don't kill yourself just go get a 2 dollar honey bun & sit at the public library for a while. ghost-you will regret not enjoying the flesh while it lasted, remember? do you know how lucky you are to have access to sensations like a "breath of fresh air"?? inhale nice & deep. savor that. you're still here. savor that

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

good news OP, quite a few people were upset that we called our yuri milf game a milf game, and were even further scandalized to learn it was for a “yuri” game jam because yuri is a bad word also now, too, for some reason

!!! @xekstrin you can’t just mention a yuri milf game and not gives us links to plug it!! I want to know!! I want to know about the yuri milfs!!!

It’s called Love On The Peacock Express  you play as a cocky detective on a train full of milfs who have mysteries to solve

I didn’t know @tealesbian was a game developer

I was onboard for that until I learned that the game was funding baby-murder :(

this post really has everything huh

The notes on this post are like the elephants foot