173cm of fury and rage

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

Sicko mode is so crazy because why is most of drake's verse him bragging about taking xanax and falling asleep on a plane 😔

That’s a 50 year old man brag

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe