i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!
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i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!
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Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
how it feels to challenge yourself to an exceptionally difficult drawing and it turns out fucking awesome

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
most unrealistic thing about marinette dupain-cheng is that she would have a much bigger purse. that tiny little clutch bag thing could NOT hold a knitting project. not even a single skein of yarn. marinette dupain-cheng would carry a huge tote bag everywhere with an arsenal of who knows what including at LEAST two knitting wips and a third project from a craft she's learning and 3 lip balms, 2 crumpled homework assignments, 3 notebooks, and a sketchbook. There would always be cookie crumbs in the yarn. Tikki sleeps in a bed of crumpled receipts and yarn scraps.
Head cannon uploaded and accepted.
I'm just imagining all the possibilities, from a running gag among her friends that everything you need at any given moment is in Marinette's massive bag, and if it isn't, you don't need it, to Marinette in civilian form knocking the shit out of an Akuma by slamming them in the face with her bag when they try to run past her.
Marinette in civilian mode doesn't need lucky charm, there's definitely at least one item in the bag that will suffice to defeat an Akuma.
Speaking as someone who wore a big vest with 20+ pockets everyday for 10+ years just so I could have all my trinkets, odds, and ends with me: you really do have an answer for any problem if you stockpile enough crap.
You also jingle when you walk, but that just adds so much perfect vibes to Marinette honestly.
Alya just being like "listen, our girl is here"
And then you hear the faint jangling as she waddles down the hallway hauling a bag one step below a Duffle, entirely hand knitted.
your inner child is so proud of the writer you’ve become
my submissions for most boyfriend @ replies of all time

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i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone
other favorites include
- “moo juice!”
- E G G - G I E
- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR
- Floof powder
Other highlights:
“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)
“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”
“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”
“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”
“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”
“DEMON BABY!!”
(x)
“Nothing says the holidays like AMBIGUOUS MEAT!”
This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.
I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!
Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well
My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.
wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5
HOW THE FUCK
Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.
@theshaddowedsnow
HAVE THOSE BIRDS AND WIND BEEN THERE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME
extremely exhausting autistic experience of telling people, point blank, that yes, i am always performing for them at all times because that’s what makes them comfortable, at the expense of my own energy or comfort. only for them to turn around and go nooooo, you don’t have to perform for me, i love you <3
stop masking? why am i being so mean and cold to them all of a sudden. (<- i am literally just not forcing expressions or inflection when i speak) they are uncomfortable and would like the performance back, now.
i don’t even care about masking. i don’t care. i have to do it, fine, i’m good at it, fine. i can and will and sometimes even enjoy doing it because it’s like acting, a little.
it’s the denial that i can’t deal with. that you can tell people outright what masking is, that you’re doing it, that you’re always doing it, how you’re doing it. and they just refuse to believe you. they just don’t want to think that it’s true, like it somehow reflects poorly on them that it’s happening so they can’t handle it and need to be the exception, the one person for whom you’re actually laughing and smiling and talking with naturally. because they’re special. so they say, drop the act, expecting that for them, it isn’t an act. and when it turns out it is, because you told them that it is, suddenly you’ve betrayed them by not acting like the person you were playing for them. the denial pisses me off the most.
Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it
YOU HAVE ENTERED
SATURDAY
It's Friday tho
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This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.
coat bath
tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN
i remade it in the sims 4
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