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An ending, yes,

I must admit,

Rending and ecstatic.

A decade gone

A war long fought

For this world of myth and magic.

Painted, this,

By time and tears

For this world of wrath and flame

But still I find

Despite my fears

Kindness is thy name.

Strength is more

Than choking back

The worst of clenching dark

It’s facing still

The beating heart

And letting end its arc.

Different, now,

Are you and me,

A decade on and weary

A world away

A life between

Tragic, yes, in theory.

But here we stand

Beaten, yes,

But we are not yet broken

An era ends

A weight laid down

The final word was spoken.

Where to now?

The path is gone

The dark is dense and eerie

But any step

That we may take

Will let us see more clearly.

Your heart knows best

So let it go

Wherever it deems bright

For chapters close

And battles end

And expire must this night.

- your love was the sticking point for us all

for them, for it, for us

For @determamfidd, not a goodbye but a stay in touch if you can though our ways have diverged. I haven’t managed to read the last few chapters yet (need to reread the whole behemoth I’m afraid, may take a little while) but I will! I’m sure I’ll fall headfirst right back into the fandom. Maybe I’ll actually finish my story this time lol.

This fellowship of ours got me through some of the worst years of my life, and nothing delights me more than running into them somewhere I never expected. We parted just as the Fellowship did, but we all carry it (and your story) in our hearts just as they did.

Thank you for everything, truly. I’m older and wiser and still learning every day from you. I haven’t written much poetry, lately, so forgive me if I’m rusty.

I’ll always be your Kili. A piece of me shall always be for you.

If you ever need anything, let me know. Even if it’s just another poem. It flows more easily when it’s for my fellowship.

#sansukh

ring-bearers

lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now

teaboot

Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address

#lotr #hobbit #chucklethings

tinwhistlings

I suddenly started laughing to myself at a really inappropriate moment while watching Five Armies last night.

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o m god

#chucklethings

gaynfl-moved

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

catgirlcaliphate

Sometimes I used to wonder what regular folks were doing during eventful periods in history.

Now I’m living in one and yeah, it turns out the answer is laundry, barely.

fail-boat

It’s okay to exist in a time of historical change doing laundry, barely.

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genma-shiranui-deactivated20210

All the kids being so extra during the Chūnin exams and the procters are just like “what the fuck”

genma-shiranui-deactivated20210

comradebungle

this is just what being in middle school is like

#chucklethings #naruto

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galadariel

it’s back

the-female-gaymer

will this never get explained to me???

southbreak

what is happening

pananni

Explanation:

They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.

In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I can’t remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy ‘cause he likes Tauriel.

Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.

forest-king

https://youtu.be/UXDBRP5HEQA

wuekka

WAIT, THIS WASN’T A FUNNY EDIT?!

#hobbit #immortal funnies

catchymemes

#chucklethings

nyctosaurid

the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised

aerialsquid

I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.

domicileensnared

Modern Sherlock is that very nice English Professor-seeming guy who you bring a problem and while walking from the door of his office to his desk he starts explaining the entire solution you need

And upon reaching his desk he’s like “Excuse me one moment.” and pulls out one of those huge Monster canisters they legally aren’t allowed to make anymore, cracks the whole thing, chugs it, takes a deep breath, and then nods at you and is like “Alright, and then what you need to do is…”

younggayanddoingokay

Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

why even modernize it to energy drinks??? coke didn’t go anywhere. we still have coke. energy drinks aren’t NEARLY chaotic enough.

Its is more like you hiring some guy to do private investigation about how your husband maybe cheating on you and Sherlock comes to your house high as fuck. Walks into your living room and without taking a moment to even talk to you or sign any paperwork, he turns around—pupils as big as god—and just says

“Its your best friend Brenda. I’ll email you the invoice.”

and walks right out of your house.

bairnsidhe

Because when it was written cocaine was legal and even considered healthy and useful by some laypeople, even though doctors knew it wasn’t, and Watson was always trying to stop people from encouraging Sherlock’s addiction because HE KNEW BETTER.

So consider this, Holmes, at 2am, desperately searching the flat for the stashes of NOS cans, only to keep coming up with passive aggressive pamphlets about the dangers of caffeine overdose.

Watson wakes up to a stench like Satan’s ass to find Sherlock sitting by his bed with a re-heated pot of cold brewed Deathwish Coffee that had been hidden in the back of the toilet tank (brewing) for five months. Sherlock is trying to say he’s proud of John’s cleverness in finding most of the stashes, but he’s passed into the fifth dimension and all John gets is a creepy vibrating grin and a sound like a shaken cat.

TLDR, Sherlock did die when he fell off the Falls, but he was so coked up his body didn’t stop moving until like a decade later.

shadowmaat

Sherlock as one of those cryptid types the baristas talk about (there’s a post floating around somewhere) who comes in and orders a venti with as many shots as they are legally allowed to add, plus a few more for good measure (and a hefty tip) and then adds energy drink on top of it before chugging the whole thing, to the absolute horror of the cafe staff.

liketotessecret

Starbucks Holmes

hungry-skeleton

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY

#chucklethings

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x-xkingofgamesx-x

Millennial LOTR.

[At Helm's Deep]

Gimli: Spill the tea.

Aragorn: It's hella far.

Gimli: Yeet me, fam.

Gimli: ...

Gimli: Don't tell bae.

Aragorn: I ain't no snitch. [YEET]

#chucklethings #lotr

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Have A Nice Day!

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rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

#chucklethings

lesbianshepard

i want a jaynestown kinda thing w/ star trek where they land on a planet and yeah they’re pre-warp and pretty primitive but yeah fuck the prime directive because there’s like a plague there and bones isn’t going to let all those people die so he kinda sneaks the medicine and stuff to them and they leave and kirk is like “ok there’s pretty much no way we’re gonna get away with this so we were never here”

and then like ten years later they’re sent to check on a planet and whoops it’s the same planet that bones helped so kirk is like ok we go in, write a report and stuff, and get out and hope nobody notices us. and they beam down and there’s a giant goddamned temple dedicated to mccoy. paintings and sculptures and shit and it’s kinda crude but still clearly recognizable and they’re standing there in shock staring at this giant fuckin statue of mccoy like holy shit we are in so much trouble and spock just goes “this must be what going mad feels like.”

parksandtrekreation

#jim is really jealous #spock can not even being to PROCESS how many goddamned rules they broke #sulu is just like we gotta go to the planet where I’M a god

lesbianshepard

“I think they really captured his essence.”

“He looks angry.”

“Yeah that’s kinda what I mean.”

- conversation between chekov and sulu

star-anise

Then the God of Healing stretched out his hand and said:

“Forsooth! For all the time I have spent on thee, if thou diest now, I shall venture into Hell and drag thee back into life by thy collar.”

serialreblogger

“I’m a doctor, not a deity, Jim!”

#chucklethings #star trek #firefly

chronicillnessmemes

my blood tests: you’re in perfect health and nothing is wrong

me: *looks at body*

me: you lying little shit.

#chucklethings

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#og himbo

#cinderella 3 #not gonna lie i love this movie

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ofkingsandlionhearts

He and the young Pendragon one day will unite the land of Albion.

#merlin

needsmoreexplosions

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

#chucklethings

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