heated rivalry truther

how do i know them? we went to shaneblr together <3

shane’s little knowing smile at the poolside post ilya’s hairshake. it says i can see you are peacocking for me and i approve of it.

ilya on his couch trying so hard to sound nonchalant: so is there a mrs real estate

hollanov but they're both trying to baby trap each other

chappell roan voice: baby let's get freaky get kinky let's make this bed get pleaky

“are you a shane or an ilya?” i’m kip’s gay dad

I think we need to talk more about Shane in the 24 hours following a Cup win. Like that is peak uninhibited Shane Hollander. He’s kissing babies. He’s chugging champagne by the bottle. He’s attempting to climb every surface. He’s attempting the worm? He’s going to the club bathroom, sending Ilya a hole pic and a 1200 word text describing all the ways he deserves to be fucked. Then he’s going back out and attempting the worm again

Something about gay sex in Vegas leaves you feeling like a neurotic prey animal

“Shane are you gay” this “Shane are you gay” that like idk man it depends