Shane Hollander Enjoyer

and there's a lot of people here tonight with their best shoes on, drinking for free there's a lot of people here tonight and most of them would want to go home with me

SEX RUSSIAN STYLE directed by jacob tierney

100% HARD ~ 100% EROTIC ~ 2 HOURS ~ 6 SCENES

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...and thus at the last as two divided hosts the Noldor set forth upon their bitter road. Fëanor and his following were in the van, but the greater host came behind under Fingolfin; and he marched against his wisdom, because Fingon his son so urged him, and because he would not be sundered from his people that were eager to go, nor leave them to the rash counsels of Fëanor.

so I've been thinking about this sentence and I don't think we truly know what Tolkien intended here.

My first instinct would be the Honda Odyssey, probably an early/mid-2000s model. Since Fëanor has 7 sons, the 8-seat Odyssey gives exactly enough room for all of them. You could argue that "his following" implies more people but I think "following" is likely in additional vehicles (ie metonymic use of the word “van”), or else possibly they're using the cargo area efficiently (still kind of a stretch tho imo).

HOWEVER there's a strong case for the Toyota Sienna: similar capacity, reliable, available with AWD (whereas the Odyssey is FWD) which becomes relevant almost immediately. The counterargument is more about Fëanor's psychology than anything else; ie, would Fëanor who "sought the counsel of none that dwelt in Aman, great or small, save only and for a little while of Nerdanel the wise" actually purchase the sensible minivan recommended by Consumer Reports?

Finally I don't think we can dismiss the Chrysler Town & Country. With its luxury trim (leather available), 3-zone climate control depending on model/year, I can imagine the Oath of Fëanor being sworn next to it despite the inevitable electrical faults, moreso than, say, a Kia Sedona.

it’s called a Hawser and is the thick cable or rope used for towing/mooring a ship

This is a line designed to hold in place a moving object that can be easily in excess of 10000 tons. AND THEY CAN BREAK FROM THAT TENSION ALONE.

You’ve heard of the term, “Going haywire,” right? Ever spared a thought to why that term exists?

See, time was there was a prototype automatic hay-baler. But this was in that magic period juuust before we really got into standardized sizes. So calibration of the machine was handled manually - a mix of guessing and learning from the results of guessing. If you’ve read Raising Steam by Sir Terry Pratchett you know that many people don’t get to learn from the results of their own guesses, due to being dead.

A poorly calibrated hay-baler had the mechanical strength to smush the hay into a tight bundle, wrap the wire around it, and tie that wire off to maintain the bale’s form. But the pressure of the over-packed hay was a constant outward force. Each bale made by an over-tight baler was potential energy in physical form. We have a word for “potential energy in physical form” and that word is “bomb.”

So sometimes, a man would toss a hay bale and it would land with a twang and the man who’d been reaching down to pick it up where it landed was dead.