Shane Hollander Enjoyer

i hope i get to keep reblogging the same heated rivalry scenes over and over with you guys until we die

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

DINK UR OITER

is it possible to learn this power?

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call li si i have a new crime to add to the law books

the nature of humanity is that friend groups in public being very loud is obnoxious and annoying and need to be more mindful of others but my friend group in public being loud is joyful and lively and everyone giving us looks is a miserable friendless Grinch that needs to appreciate life

stop being pretentious in the notes and acting like you've never been annoyed by the same behavior u exhibit with your friends <3 nature of humanity is that we're all simultaneously the loud children in the street AND the grumpy annoyed old man who doesn't return footballs

nature of humanity is that we're all big fat hypocrites! thank you

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

I need to take up boxing again. I can't be making text posts on Tumblr about this until I'm no longer mad. I need to hit something about it

I permitted myself some kirillzuccy rpf because I have a chest cough and I am in the throes of the worst period I've had in ages and those two things are looking like they might ruin my birthday this week so I DESERVE SOME WALLOWING but when I read about Kirill and Zuccy having great interpersonal chemistry I just aww but am not that upset. It's when the fic describes their on ice chemistry that I feel like literally punching the wall and then blowing up planet earth.

I'm sadly reading eggpreg fic. Have you ever read some perfectly sweet and fun and sexy eggpreg fic while on the verge of breaking down in tears. Because that's what I'm doing.