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i hope i get to keep reblogging the same heated rivalry scenes over and over with you guys until we die

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#😭😭😭😭😭😭#jared spurgeon #mats zuccarello #jesper wallstedt #Jake Middleton #mn wild

thehumantrampoline

This is your reminder today that Irene Adler in the original Conan Doyle story is literally not a criminal. She never commits a crime.

thehumantrampoline

Nor is she a seductress in any kind of negative or manipulative sense - she has a mutual relationship with a powerful man who then breaks up with her, and afterwards she keeps protection against him in the form of evidence that the relationship existed. She HAS blackmail material, she even waves it at him threateningly because he treated her like shit, but she never even uses it.

Irene Adler is not a thief, femme fatale, or blackmailer. She's just a cool lady that wants to be left alone.

thehumantrampoline

@delphi-star You do recall correctly!! She does not give a shit about that man! She's happily married! She tipped him for being a witness at her wedding!

If your Sherlock Holmes adaptation has a character whose identifying qualities are that she is a seductive criminal in love with Holmes, you have created a character that is basically the literal opposite of Irene Adler and you should name her something else.

tzikeh

She's also -- and I cannot stress this enough -- from New Jersey. IMO this is the single most important detail missing from all the adaptations -- IRENE ADLER IS FROM NEW JERSEY.

Please just once in my life I would like to see this adapted faithfully it would be the funniest fucking thing ever.

earhartsease

Irene Adler but she's like that ancient youtube video that was a supercut of every time someone says "fuck" in Goodfellows or whatever film it was, and it's just never commented on that all the other characters are edwardianly polite and she's just going "fockin' fockin' fockin'" all the time

cuppydogshane

so now the montreal metrosexuals dont want their captain a little gay with it all of the sudden

bucksaiga

bye~ ♡

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paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

asofteredge

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

#thankfully I don't make a lot of popular posts so I don't have to block people who are annoying in my notes #mainly just bots #if you're a bigot and I might expect to come across you again #and if you post xreader to main tags without a read more or if there's a bazillion xreader fic from you in a row in the main tags

anonyymoose

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

#velvet goldmine

a-dwarfs-dream-of-space

second attempt on a contrapuntal poem; again based on a Gandalf quote

i am still so fascinated by the velvety flow (so fitting for the melancholy content) of the contrapuntal poem by @whovianofmidgard which is a true poem to me (while mine is just trying to be one ;)

and as a tumblr beginner i'd like to say thanks to all the creative minds here who share their works and thoughts, it is so inspiring!

thank you so much to everyone who liked the first "poem" for bearing with me, your feedback was encouraging; especially yours, @whovianofmidgard. That's why i dared to try a second one

Reading a very fun fic about Shane Hollander walking in UFA and then remembering what happened to my wife Zuccy who walked in UFA and then feeling guilty for experiencing joy and whimsy.

#personal

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can they please stop putting Kirill in the torment nexus

#personal

timeoutchair

me & the sadist i pulled with my incredible fawn/freeze response

#just read a fic where the submission of the main character is so amazing that it makes me want to dom him personally #instead of reading about it vicariously

spcecowboyyy

we get to see the hollanov proposal on on our tvs

shanepervert

would you swat a shanebug for 1 million dollars

shanepervert

you're all fucking sick...

naturalpr3y

being a shaneboy that doesnt like ginger ale gives me dysphoria

#I'll drink it for him but it's literally Just Fine

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cuppydogshane

men will meet hudson williams and go Ok im seeing you need a steadfast devotee

John tavares your amulet is too curse and that's how I know Doggy will not bark for you

#brandon duhaime #hannie.txt #dewey 1

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