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i hope i get to keep reblogging the same heated rivalry scenes over and over with you guys until we die

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rt0no

When it's a Saturday evening and the only thing I have to be stressed about is making sure I'm ready for my fun activity tomorrow morning and also trying to choose whether to finish reading my fun book or listening to my fun podfic. YaAAaY.

#personal #and NOT hung over because I don't have to accompany my worn friend to her attempts at hitting on the bartender this week thank fucking god #hanging out with her is fun but not for the liver or the wallet

tattelatte

the "luca haas being misremembered as swedish when he's really swiss" to "luca haas being played by a swedish actor" pipeline

ajcrowlor

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

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clytemnestraaa

thinking today about the once-fandom-standard now-extinct 90k plot-dense fic with one (1) semi-explicit epilogue handjob… oh the land of my youth…. gone but not forgotten….

homunculus-argument

As we all know, the human brain is operated by a team of surprisingly competent monkeys. Sometimes, when your brain simply will not function no matter what you do, it's because the monkeys have unionised, and will not continue to work until the work conditions have been improved. And as always, workers' unions are not to be fucked with. The monkeys' demands are fortunately very reasonable. They want more monkey activities.

The monkeys hate having to operate in civil society. In order to get back on their good side, you need to engage in more natural primate activities. Get a pile of nuts and crack them open one by one. Grab a stick and wringle it around until there's nothing left but the flexible inner fibres and weave rope out of it. Go find one of your buddies and whack them with the fibre rope. Eat a fruit, jack off, take a nap. Go bother some other small mammal.

The monkeys will not continue until they have been sufficiently enriched. If nothing you try to do seems to be working, you have to pause and contemplate, what would an orangutan do in this situation? "Eat a fruit, jack off, and take a nap" is probably pretty high on the list.

amyritter

the penis gazer

fuckrozanov

bunnygirljesus

Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

Fanfic writers, reblog if you’re okay with people sharing the links to your fics to their friends and/or for fic rec posts without having to ask for your permission first

(I saw a debate about whether or not it was okay for people to share fic links around without asking the authors first, since some authors may not be comfortable with the links to their fics being shared around on twitter or tumblr. so I thought this post could be a blanket permission for authors who were okay with the links to their fics being shared around!)

#unless the author says not to do it in an authors note you should do it

dayquil-driver

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

dayquil-driver

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

tothecottage

also i think scott hunter is a sadist in like a kind of pathetic perverted creep way whereas ilya is a sadist in a hotsexy perverted way. it's a very thin line

#well I don't want Ilya to be a sadist to me but I would be happy if Scott Hunter butchered me for parts before #he goes on yet another normie vanilla date with kip. smiles

haasthoughts

lost another game. locker room vibe is So Off.

haasthoughts

if only there was Something I could do to Improve Morale

isuggestfreeuse

I have a suggestion

#winners room is for delusional gooners the real hockey freeuse should be your rookie after every single game - Luca Haas said this to me #for real he told me this in a dream once

creamsiclemelt

i think i hauve cvoid

#the image in the mirror cut over the light and the dark the mirror the mirror the mirror #heated rivalry

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chthonicillness

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

#please.

haasthoughts

he brought me coffee should i start douching before practice

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