Shane Hollander Enjoyer

i hope i get to keep reblogging the same heated rivalry scenes over and over with you guys until we die

STOP asking me if i know about the omegaverse

unless you think i am an alpha

the beginning of tampa bay is soooooo good because ilya really does think he has to whore and slut harder than he ever has in his entire life which is completely and utterly incorrect. the middle of tampa bay is soooooo good because they were boys together. the end of tampa bay is soooooo good because pleakey is in love and in control

imagine showing this to a normal person and being like heated rivalry am i right

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

When nobody else was remember who was there for you at your lowest. That's right. Completely and absolutely dogshit music

You can tell the people tagging this as the mountain goats genuinely think they deserve to live

I wish adhd didnt have the reputation of the oh my god you people cant do anything disorder because i feel like i am barely staying afloat at every single moment of my life dawg. Maybe i have adhd 2 but um jesus fucking christ, jesus christ,

Like i literally feel like a loser. What do you mean the disorder is Affecting me. It shouldnt be doing that, ppl online said thats cringe. Thats not allowed

I think the argument of “audiobooks are okay actually because it means more people are reading books even though they’re still reading them in a lesser manner” is still not the woke take you think it is. What is morally superior about the Sense of Sight. Is it impossible to understands themes and motifs through the wicked ear

No offence to Americans but the fact that people willingly call pāua abalone frightens me. Abalone sounds like a pasta. Abalone sounds like a made up Italian swear word. Abalone sounds like the new slang term for abandoned and lonely that no one off the gay side of ticktock knows. Abalone sounds like when theres only one member of the hit band ABBA. Abalone sounds like the kind of name white parents give their kids to be "unique". Saying I got given abalone for my birthday sounds like child abuse. Saying I have abalone shells in my bathroom sounds like i keep them there as a snack. If you're able to say that word and take it seriously I admire and fear you

This post has picked up a bit and a few people are saying "oh but pāua and abalone are different species!" Which is true, but pāua shell is one of Aotearoas' major exports (one company alone exports one million shells annually), and yet when it's being sold in the international market it's sold as abalone. So. Tell the rest of the world that!!!! I'm tired of US supremacy, especially when it comes to our taonga!!!