Shane Hollander Enjoyer

I am a hockey fan just like you. I like to watch hockey, and you are my favorite player. When I grow up I want to be just like you, and I think you’re cool as ice. Get it? Because hockey players play on ice, and you are a hockey player, and I am a hockey fan. Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the ice? My question for you is, I’m a good kid and I like to play and I like to go to school, but sometimes I get sad. What do you do when you get sad? How do you not get sad?

Marion

“Coloured-gold and turquoise brooch necklace, earrings, and bracelet of vines and forget-me-nots, English, 1837-46.”

i feel like ive heard Whisperings of this... what even is hockey... how does one Get that nickname...

So Ilya is taking part in a charity baseball game, Shane is sitting it out for plot reasons. Ilya is in those skin tight pants, with knee high socks, and his shirt is unbuttoned far lower than regulation. Shane is watching from the stands, baseball hat on his lap to cover his growing hard on. He has his phone out and is about to text Ilya to keep the uniform on after the game, when Ilya strikes out swinging on pitches that were thrown specifically to be easy for anyone to hit. Ok that’s fine, Ilya’s never played baseball maybe he just needs time to warm up. But as the game goes on it becomes painfully clear that he SUCKS at baseball. Shane is able to move the hat back onto his head in the second inning. By the forth inning, when Ilya slipped and fell running to catch a routine pop up, Shane is starting to worry he may never get hard again.