Shane Hollander Enjoyer

i hope i get to keep reblogging the same heated rivalry scenes over and over with you guys until we die

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

oh and you have to learn to weaponize “thank you for your understanding”. which means “there is nothing you can do about this so accept it”

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

"sorry for spam liking" sorry for redirecting the asteroid from planet earth thats what you sound like. thats literally what you sound like

"sorry for spam liking" sorry for redirecting the asteroid from planet earth thats what you sound like. thats literally what you sound like