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my ilya rozanov has platform crocs with the ugliest charms known to man on it

We need a fun word for the Hollanov kid oc industrial complex so ppl are more encouraged to post about their kid ocs (guy who doesn’t even really think they’d have kids voice) we could call them like. Pucklings... get it like ducklings but hockey…….. this might be my worst post yet

For the record puckling can refer to any of the following; hollanov children ocs, Irina foundation hockey camp kid ocs, and of course Ilyas No Name Niece Who Gets Adopted by Hollanov ocs. The pucklings…

Also! You can see the demeanor shift in Ilya when Shane yells at him and he realizes that Shane is heartbroken, about to cry and FREAKING OUT. You can literally see the adjustment in Ilya's read of the moment and his decision to dominate. Because that's what Shane needs. They don't even know each other particularly well at this point but Ilya knows that in that moment what Shane needs is A: Proof that there is still something between them and B: Something to focus on that isn't the lingering hurt feelings. Thus, a return to form vis-a-vis their already-established dynamic of Ilya making decisions for the both of them and Shane letting go of his anger/fear/anxiety by realizing that none of those are his choice anymore. There are shades (very subtle ones) of the exact same thing when Ilya talks Shane down in the Hollanders' kitchen. Mostly in tone. But they're there.

my biggest wish for season 2 thats not gonna happen is that i want shane to read ilyas plane crash instagram goodbye messages and not have a chance to find out ilyas alright until he has had the biggest meltdown of his entireeee life like i want him to read the messages and scream like hes been shot and collapse to the ground i want him to freak the fuck out i want him doing the classic autisim meltdown behavior of using your fists to pound your head and pull your hair i want hayden to have to call yuna like 'i cant get him to calm down and he is definitely gonna pass out if he keeps scream crying like this' and he puts her on speaker so she can try to talk to him and she tries what she knows but shes literally never heard him sound like this. i want her to try to talk reason about how they dont know anything yet nothing is concrete and hes just crying that he cant do it without ilya hes not gonna do it without ilya ilya his baby his love his ilya. i want him convinced ilya died badly until he hears ilyas voice again im like so serious

Post-outing alot of past Ilya lovers come out the woodwork to gossip about him in different magazines (ilya rozanov has bear kink? 2013 hookup spills the deets) and it becomes a thing involving lawyers and cease & desists & ilya isnt freaking out because he’s afraid of gossip but by how Shane is dealing with the rumors so he gently bring it up one morning like “we’re gonna talk about our feelings, please don’t be hiding your hurt from me.” And shane shrugs and sips his morning smoothie and says “i can’t be that mad at them: if i only fucked you once and could never again i think id be acting crazy too.” He won’t ever admit he feels like a kid taunting another with a toy like “hahaha i have the best Russian lover hockey boy toy & you’ll NEVER get to play with him again! He’s mine!”