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the thing is ilya’s mother did disappear and his sibling hates him and his father tells him he shames him…. welcome back prince zuko

i have a strangely heartfelt gay temptation island au on my mind .....

okay so walk with me in a world where gay temptation island is real and shane has an asshole boyfriend he goes on the show with because his bf is shameessly looking for 50k+ instagram followers and is like baaaabe cmon itll be funnnnnn youre no fun babe :( youre such a boring buzzkill babe ugh. and he takes it as a challenge like well i can be FUN. lets go HAVE FUN . ON TV . (literally hes so miserable about this btw whyyyyy did he take the bait whyyyyyy) anyways so on gay temptation island ilya is one of the sexy singles and he sees shane and the jaws theme song starts playing in his head. he wanted to be one of the singles cuz him and svetlana watch the show and make fun of the flimsy couples and he signed up like please yes god i would love to ruin relationships on tv for fun get me in thereeeee!!!! shane is ilyas first pick on the island and of course they get really extremely horny about it really quickly but ilya finds himself charmed by shane far too easily :( and the more he hears about shanes boyfriend the more hes like. that guy has the best of them all and doesnt even act like it. culminating in a very intimate make out session that almost leads to sex until shane is like . i cant fuck up what i have just because you think you like me and they argue a bit cuz ilya is like. i DO like you i like you more than i want to admit! and shane just gets so angry cuz you dont even know me, ilya, he knows me and hes willing to put up with all of it. and ilya is so sad cuz he knows shane really thinks that.

Lily Rozanova voice have u read chobitz .

For all my successionheads out there let’s all discuss Shane and Ilya playing Bitey

So shane and Ilya getting into disagreements that they can’t settle so they play Bitey over it. They present an arm to each other and bite down as hard as possible until one of them folds and the final say goes to the winner. Yes they do this in public.

i'm curious to know what all of you were into before hollanov infected your brain 7 months ago