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our age of shane hollander is flourishing

No one wants to hear about cup wish baby trapping au but it’s such a beautiful au a my s it’s so fun and elaborate and it features my beautiful fanchild character Floss. That’s not her name but they call her that

Shane and Ilya both use a cup wish to baby trap each other except they do not realize cup wishes are real (making a caveat in this au that a cup wishes only happens when there’s two of the exact same wish made don’t question this we are just having fun) so they accidentally both cup wish to baby trap each other (ilya actively was manic and on top of the world and thinking abt his legacy whereas Shane was missing Ilya during the post win high and thought for just a moment about a future life with him where they held the cup together, married with a child, and he shakes it off just as quickly as adrenaline making him think the impossible) and then im still thinking of an excuse to make the wish be fulfilled during rose era. But when it’s fulfilled a fully formed 3 year old child who is very clearly a mix of Shane and Ilya is waiting for Ilya in his hotel room when he wakes up and he, after some freaking out, comes to the conclusion that a hookup girl he must have accidentally got pregnant must’ve dropped her off and she is his daughter. Half true. and when Shane— fully unaware that is his cup wish daughter— meets her he is like (eye twitching) “what’s her name.” And Ilya is like? Dunno. Have been calling her Floss. “What the fuck do you mean you don’t know? Does she not know her own name??” She doesn’t talk. “Ilya what the fuck” I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!! She does not talk- I call her floss because she plays with floss ball “….what the fuck Is-“ ball of floss Hollander KEEP UP !

In my beautiful mind after they are outed and married shane is always complaining that he has no phone storage space like he’ll say “hold on I gotta delete DoorDash” why? “My camera won’t open if I don’t free up some space” and Ilya finally is like moya lyubov this is a solvable problem. And he takes Shane’s phone to check the storage and his photos app is taking up 90% of the space on his phone and Ilya is like okay just delete some pictures. Easy. And Shane’s like ?? No I need them. “Can’t you save them somewhere else?” I mean, Yes, they’re already saved but I want easy access to them. “What do you need easy access to look at all the time.” Don’t worry about it “Shane.” Don’t worry about it!!!!! And that’s how Ilya finds out Shane’s “husband ❤️” folder is 25k pictures deep

TRIPGATE! to me is extensive proof that Shane’s teammates do not think of him as a real full person. (They’re just coworkers it doesn’t matter if—) first of all you have to understand being on a sports team is fundamentally different than working shifts with someone in retail. Second this is a fiction story and you need to play in the fucking space. So like yes it does matter in this don’t fuck w me. Anyways. They do not view Shane and think of him like a person they see Shane and think that’s Shane Hollander, Game Winner— our Captain who Wins Us Games. (It’s sports they should think like—) I’m going to kill you. Anyways my point is that trip gate happens because they put Shane on an impossibly high pedestal to the point that when he asserts to them that he is his own person outside of being hockey Jesus by coming out as gay, by reclaiming the part of himself they’ve been able to ignore exists until he put a light on it, and then especially by being with Ilya Rozanov and saying I don’t care that he’s been our team’s enemy, he’s the love of MY life and your opinion on it doesn’t really matter— they can’t handle it and find the first extremely human error to point at and ridicule and imply the worst of Shane’s character, as though they haven’t all tripped before. But it’s different for them, yknow?? They’re not Shane Hollander.