JaneWorld 🐎🌎

Was in the passenger seat as we drove through flash flood conditions #scared and #fearing for my life and self soothed by looking at images of Shane Hollander I fear there is no hope for me .

hollanova somnophilia btw lilya voice my jaaaane you fall asleep with no panties and expect me not to play with your pretty pussy, what a cruel woman you are. look she is so wet, she is just begging for me. also jane pretending to be annoyed but too tired to push her off and like half heartedly pulling on lilyas curls like noooo im too sleepy but her legs are falling open and like shes exactly where she wants to be. aaaaand post.

I think the first and only time Shane found out he was having a wet dream and Ilya woke up and noticed and didn’t have his way with Shane while he slept like Ilya tells him the next morning oh I wanted to touch you so bad but you were sleeping. Shane was like. Did I do something wrong? Are you mad at me?? and almost starts crying while Ilya is left to figure out that Shane thinks Ilya not touching him when he clearly wants it is a punishment. He’s like moya lyubov how could I know for sure when you were asleep? And Shane is like you literally know my body better than I do. You would know. If I thought I didn’t want it and you knew better I would trust you. And Ilya has to try not to pass out when all the blood in his head goes straight to his dick.

Have gotten to the point where images of Hudson make me genuinely sick to my stomach with affection and some sort of weird psychosexual jealousy . I feel like I’m factkinning Connor storrie.

When did your English get so good? Why wasn’t I around to see it? Why did you stop answering? Who was teaching you? Is there somebody out there teaching you new words & phrases that I’ll never get to say to you? What did I do wrong? Why are you being an asshole? Can you please touch me?

This is literally the best thing to ever happen to me

College AU Russian studies major Shane Hollander forgets to tell the fuckbuddy he met through his speaking tutor Svetlana Vetrova that he is fluent in Russian and that he understands phrases like "you're so fucking perfect" and "you have ruined me" and "you look like a sexy librarian you perfect slut"