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hudson if u can hear me don't go on a cut just stay huge please please please

they’re doing one of those fun videos interviews with the communications intern. the guys walking through the tunnel before hitting the ice and drawing question from a cup the intern is holding. shane picks one and reads it out loud “if you could spend a day with anyone in the world, who would it be?” and he doesn’t even hesitate “i already do that” and the intern is like “wait what do you mean?” and shane gestures vaguely in ilya’s direction and ilya that was right behind him with troy and others centaurs, just open the biggest grin on his face and all the guys start groaning and booing cus they’re disgustingly in love and can never be normal about each other

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

its imperative that hollanov teen daughter has a best friend that shes known since she was like 4 and theyre both sort of loners in like the cool way where no one can really match their vibes because theyre that close and then said best friend gets a boyfriend and hollanov teen daughter wants to murder him in cold blood and shes like thays normal right and shane is like umm. maybe not baby and ilya is like oh yes very normal

The thing that is so delicious about Shane and Ilya's dynamic is that it rides the line between admiration, annoyance, and attraction so fucking well. It's very “that goal was literally fucking insane and I hate you so much for pulling that shit against me and I love you so much for being capable of it and I need you to fuck me about it quite urgently” like, that’s the vibe