munch munch munch yum yum yum

its imperative that hollanov teen daughter has a best friend that shes known since she was like 4 and theyre both sort of loners in like the cool way where no one can really match their vibes because theyre that close and then said best friend gets a boyfriend and hollanov teen daughter wants to murder him in cold blood and shes like thays normal right and shane is like umm. maybe not baby and ilya is like oh yes very normal

The thing that is so delicious about Shane and Ilya's dynamic is that it rides the line between admiration, annoyance, and attraction so fucking well. It's very “that goal was literally fucking insane and I hate you so much for pulling that shit against me and I love you so much for being capable of it and I need you to fuck me about it quite urgently” like, that’s the vibe

When did your English get so good? Why wasn’t I around to see it? Why did you stop answering? Who was teaching you? Is there somebody out there teaching you new words & phrases that I’ll never get to say to you? What did I do wrong? Why are you being an asshole? Can you please touch me?

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever