The Luckiest ;)

shane hollander really no hesitation put that thumb in his mouth with his arm all the way down the front of ilyas jeans fondling that dick within 30 seconds of closing the hotel room door. baby you were born for it

in the world where Ross Landry has pulled an Elliott Page and transitioned in his 30s, he’s obviously still best friends with Shane, but I do think Ilya would be suddenly jealous all over again over this friendship

rose is delighted and honestly feels super affirmed and shane is also delighted but more so because the jealousy sex is always sooooo good and it’s been awhile

wendy williams has been aware of scott hunter since birth

The thing that is so delicious about Shane and Ilya's dynamic is that it rides the line between admiration, annoyance, and attraction so fucking well. It's very “that goal was literally fucking insane and I hate you so much for pulling that shit against me and I love you so much for being capable of it and I need you to fuck me about it quite urgently” like, that’s the vibe

I wanna watch Ilya work a retail job and crash the fuck out so bad

nothingggg is more ilya than the tampa hotel room sequence where shane comes out, ilya acts like a dick while keeping himself physically as far from shane as possible, shane gets his feelings hurt and starts looking a little chin-wobbly, and ilya audibly GROANS and flings himself across the room to sit next to him on the bed. but he’s still not looking at shane or touching him because ilya is NOT here to comfort him or anything ok he just randomly and totally unrelatedly got tired of standing up at the exact moment that shane’s big brown eyes started getting all wet and shiny with tears and the nearest place to sit down happened to be on the bed next to shane. do NOT read anything into this as none of this means ANYTHING (in under two minutes he will be crying in shane’s arms btw)

Never forget that after their first hookup Shane was in his hotel room like fuck. Fuck I’m such a failure. He swallowed & I didn’t even try to let him cum in my mouth. If spitters are quitters what am I??? A fucking loser that’s what. But definitely not a gay one. Next time I’ll swallow. In a no homo way.

hudson’s out here just big as hell and for what?? bottoming on tv???