The Luckiest ;)

I feel like some of you guys are forgetting that when he met another queer person who had a different self-presentation than himself, after his initial self-conditioning and internalised homophobia made him think how weird they looked, Shane's first conscious thought was to correct himself and to be like 'I need more queer friends.' I guarantee you he would not prefer to be around his racist, sexist, homophobic ex-friends and teammates instead of his gayass sunshine-and-rainbows power-of-friendship hopecore team. Idk where you guys are getting that idea.

kind of hilarious that shane has been pretending his entire life but couldn’t pretend he wasn’t getting a tornado blowjob for 60 seconds while he was on the phone with hayden

free use gf but she wants to fuck more than you can even keep up w so it’s kind of like having a fleshlight that whines and drips and complains if you don’t use it 3x a day

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

Okay so the fantasy is I’m a (helpless, naive) bellboy and you’re a (strong, confident) guest at the hotel I work at and you get so horribly turned on by my (waifish, vulnerable) nature that you (sure of yourself, knows better than I do) have no choice but to take advantage of me even if I say no. this is what I came up with after having you here for less than 10 minutes though give me more time and we can do even more fun stuff that I come up with.

shane the type of guy to fantasize about getting into bar fights and going apeshit

funniest thing abt The-Cottage.ep is that IT IS the actualization of the concept: "these two huge bugs are so compelling, let me put them in a glass box with some leaves and sticks, and just watch them be bugs together." and yeah, we the bug watchers, ate that shit uppppp

shane + a big, punched-out "yes" when ilya's cock pushes into him after shane's waited ALL DAY for it. shane + a far breathier and more overwhelmed "oh god, yes" when ilya's hips come flush with his ass, aaaaall the way in, finally finally.

hockey players fuck better because we turn sex into games, goals, mattresses become ice rinks where we can play our love to someone with bodies.

my controversial late-night heated rivalry take is that in my heart of hearts I still think that shane’s securely attached and emotionally well adjusted. it’s fun to give him Issues in fic but I don’t think they get to the cottage if he isn’t a boy who was well loved and knows what it’s supposed to feel like