The Luckiest ;)

i might get things wrong from time to time but i will never be as off the mark as hayden pike was when calling shane virgin mary

ilya would loooove to interrupt someone by slurping really loud through the straw at the last half inch of his big gulp and then going ahhhh. okei you were saying

I do think it’s so funny that rose was like GOD I’m so tired of dating these actors who turn out to be closet cases! I’m going to date a hot pro athlete who plays the one sport where men are actually encouraged to knock each other’s teeth out on the ice as a sign of their aggressive macho man virility. and then shane is like 🥺 it’s ok that I have to fantasize about being being held down and railed by my big strong manly rival to get off when we have sex right? and rose is like oh my fuckinhhggg godddfddddddd

on the topic of shane being a jock i want to say that i fully believe he has no idea how womens hair works svetlana shows up with straight hair one day and hes like [privately, in his mind] how……did she do that

in my heart i know that cliff and ilya got so drunk they couldn’t stand straight and then went to the boston cop slide together at like 4am

myshane fucks heavy with skipdivorce bc it means he has now officially beaten scott hunter at Being Gay

the thing is ilya’s mother did disappear and his sibling hates him and his father tells him he shames him…. welcome back prince zuko