The Luckiest ;)

Imagine being so hot & interesting & cool that a year after your big break show they’re giving your cat you mentioned in an interview once their own brand deal

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

do y'all ever randomly remember ilya shooting a fucking puck at the plexiglass making shane shriek in front of an arena of grown men bc he was jealous of the reporter. what was that

Luca was reblogging gifs of Shane and Ilya interacting at Irina Foundation events in like 2018 and tagging it “#if hollanov need a dog I can bark” and getting anon hate for it and then in 2023 he’s playing on a team with married hollanov and they do need a dog. and he does bark.

The first time Ilya prompts Shane to say something during sex expecting him to say more or please and he gets hit with a thank you he cums so fast his 14 year old self appears to him and goes .. quick shot, huh?

ilya would be that guy who is like "where the heck is shane??" cause he forgot he tied him up in the closet with the hitachi taped to his dick