The Luckiest ;)

absolutely buzzing until the first time we hear ilya use a russian pet name for shane. im talkin' malysh, im talking solnyshko, im talking moya lyubov, im even talkin' about moy pomidor!!! gimme it all!

Irina was secretly a lesbian and everyone in Ilya’s life knows except Ilya. Ilya with his perfect gaydar somehow Cannot see his mother as something other than the hetero dream running through the flower fields. He’ll tell a story to the hollanders about how she always liked fixing things in the house and how her ‘best friend’ was always glued to her side and Yuna and David will just look at each other sideways. One time, years down the line, Ilya shows Shane his only picture of Irina. Shane of course is struck by the power of this moment but is also going oh my god. She’s a dyke

shane hollander giggling and blushing and squirming while his big boyfriend talks russian in his deep low voice directly into his ear, mouth moving across the side of his neck

Gritty has been cast to play Zane Boodram

And Zendaya is Meechee

Hollanov loOOoVe kissing oh my god they love it soso muchhhh. Now that they're actually together and they have this incredibly valuable resource called time, they just spend hours and hours making out, long lazy stretches of time where they're just exchanging indulgent kisses back and forth. It's insane. They emerge from their little necking love nest with their hair all fucked up, lips swollen and spit-shiny, mouths BRIGHT red almost bruised, all dreamy and dazed. I think they could both get off just from kissing, I really do

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