The Luckiest ;)

Be honest, are you as good of an employee since heated rivalry? Honest answers only.

ilya voice where is the goat cheese??????

Controversial opinion maybe, but I do think Ilya has to become more hedonistic with Shane and their sex life and less performative about being a "good lover" in order for them to have a deeper, more authentic relationship. Not to say that what they have doesn't already work for them, but I think we're seeing at the end of TLG that they like to take on a variety of roles and situations in the bedroom, and that sex can function in different ways. And it's not just about what they do, more like, their expectations of each other. As their relationship matures, sex can't always be this like, explosive moment of reunion where they reenact aspects of their hook-up dynamic. Maybe sometimes, but it can't be that forever, it's not sustainable, because soon they won't have the "homecoming" aspect due to living together and being on the same team. All this to say let Ilya get so lost in the sauce his strokes are uneven and he's whining and moaning into Shane's mouth and Shane is like "want you to come, feels good right?" and Ilya does come and then he eats it all out of Shane and jerks him off messy while Ilya's saying "thank you for making me feel so good" because it's not just about like them coming at the same or making a pleasing tableau with their sex positions or perfectly timing their orgasms, it's about connection it's about authenticity it's about spending extended time together it's about the long-lasting intimacy and love they feel for each other—[is dragged offstage by a hooked cane]

thinking about lazy, five years into marriage, comfy cozy sex. like shane is yapping abt something and ilya is nodding, idly opening him up, responding occasionally with his opinion. maybe shane is talking abt errands they gotta run or like the upcoming roadie schedule. and he's like "and then we're in Dall-ah-as for a game which i think we should try that bbq place Bood likes for date ni-aahh-ght" and ilya is like "can you wear that nice shirt you got with rose for date night? you look so pretty" and shane smiles and says "sure" and then ilya kisses him sweetly and says "okay, are you ready now?" and shane nods and opens his arms and is like "come here" so ilya just pushes into him and then drops down and they kiss lazily and fuck slowly and ilya kisses all over shane's face and shane smiles and kisses him back and it's just comfy cozy easy and they're not in a rush to come or anything, just tangled close together. shane's legs around ilya's hips, his hands gripping at ilya's shoulder blades, holding them tight together. and ilya's chewing on shane's neck, just nibbling him and they're still chatting a bit. it lasts for maybe half an hour and then they both go quiet and just pant into each other's mouths quietly until they come with soft gasps with their foreheads touching.

reading fanfics isnt enough i need to squish shane hollander between two pieces of bread and eat him

the entire world is being held together by people looking at shane and ilya hitting it raw on company time

Picture, if you will, Ilya and Shane groping each other while they make out. Big hands roaming all over, grabbing at each others thighs and asses and pecs and biceps. Are you seeing it? These two big men kissing sloppy style, squeezing wherever they can reach? Ilya groaning into his boyfriends mouth when Shane grabs at his waist to drag him closer? And, if you feel so inclined, think about Ilya sneaking a hand between them to grope Shane's dick through his shorts, squeezing and rubbing until Shane comes in his pants with a high pitched whine, hips stuttering, face buried in Ilya's neck. Do you see what I mean? Can you picture a blissed out Shane getting rolled on his back so Ilya can grind down on one of Shane's thick juicy thighs, all red faced and sweaty? Shane's hands sliding down to knead Ilya's ass, spreading the cheeks apart, and Ilya comes like that, rutting against his boyfriend with a finger rubbing over his clothed hole? I sure am picturing it.

shane stripping while heading to the bathroom and ilya stripping right behind him saying “oh we’re going to take a shower?”

even if Shane is like ‘I’m just gonna shower alone’ Ilya asks to sit on the toilet and keep him company. like a dog

Went to the pink tunnel and plopped down on the ground to recreate the Connor Storrie pose and you will never believe what I accidentally posed in front of

lestat depressed at fuck buying a montreal/boston ticket not to watch any hockey but just to tap into shane hollanders beautiful mind for 2 hours like he’s flipping on skinemax

lestat is banned from the centre bell first warning was being kicked out mid game for smoking inside and the final ban was when he was caught having sex in the family bathroom after luring louis to a game under the guise of showing him canadian pastimes has has come to love but not revealing he doesn’t know a single rule and only goes to find out what position they’re doing after the game