The Luckiest ;)

Tonight they’re letting the City Seltzer talk

Omg Hudson… omg Hudson you got so huge haha that’s crazy… omg Hudson your arms your arms are bigger than mine look. Hudson wrap your big meaty hands around my biceps you did it you got bigger than me baby haha thats crazy…

Shane you literally do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles in the desert repenting you only have to let the soft animal of your body love that it loves BITCH!!!!!!

“i’m leaving” ilya says as he gets up and bood asks “already?” and ilya’s like “yes, shane asked me to leave early” and troy says “you know no one here believe that right?” and ilya goes “but is true, he asked me” and bood’s like “man, we all know you’re the clingy one, just say you want to go home to your husband no one will judge you” and ilya goes again “im telling the truth, shane asked me” and troy says “we all know shane, man, you asked to come and he probably just said “okay” with that little smile he does” and ilya again “i’m telling the truth why no one believes me?”. then cuts to an oblivious shane dancing with anya in the kitchen.

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

When we feel the earth shake tomorrow remember it’s not an issue with tectonic plates it’s just two guys in Canada finally getting to fake fuck on camera again