"There is a very attractive woman in front of Ilya. A woman that wants to fuck him. His body is consciously aware of this very fact, however, his entire brain seems to neglect it, opting to screamĀ look at whatās behind herĀ like a screeching freight train.
On the screen is the dark outline of a person, shot against a blinding sun. Any distinguishable features are obscured, cloaked in dim shadow. Still, Ilya knows exactly who it is.
He would recognize that silhouette anywhere."
Or, Ilya keeps seeing Shane everywhere ā on the TV, in advertisements. It may or may not be interfering with his attempts to get laid, and also does nothing to change the fact that he hasn't seen Shane in months. Set during the 2014-2016 montage era.
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ice, ice, baby. shane and ilya enjoy kakigÅri after a full day out during their time in the cottage. written for @shanesummerfest prompt week 3: fun in the sun.
āshane.ā his name is accompanied by a poke to his thigh, hard enough for it to hurt for a quick second before the sensation fades. āshane.ā
shaneās hand stops, fingers curled in ilyaās hair. āilya?ā
ilya shifts so he can look up at shane from where his head is positioned in shaneās lap. shaneās gaze is a bit worried until ilyaās next words.
ādo you have ice cream? popsicle? iām melting, like the wicked witch of the west.ā
āwhen did you learn about that?ā
ilya waves a hand. āmarley took me to broadway. we watched wicked. glinda and elphabaāthey are fucking, i think.ā
āiām sorry?ā
āno, no sorry. it was fun. they were like us. rivals. and then maybe lovers.ā
āand they melted like popsicles.ā
āyes. well, one of them,ā ilya says solemnly. āthe same way i am going to if i do not get something sweet and cold. see, i am roasting.ā
they both look to where heās gesturing at his shoulders, the skin a little more pink than it usually is. neither of them typically burned easily, but being out for this long in the sun obviously has had consequences.
āfuck. yeah, okay, letās go back in.ā shane helps ilya push himself up, keeping one hand low on his back and ushering the other man in through the sliding doors and into the kitchen.
ilya slumps dramatically across the marble top, letting out a sigh about how cool it is.
shane shakes his head, smiling at ilya's antics. he thinks about what he bought beforehandāsalmon, rice, natto. ginger ale and ilya's doritos. any sort of ice cream, though, was at the bottom of whatever grocery list he'd been writing in his head since ilya said yes to the cottage. there's a moment where he stalls, his back to ilya, hoping like god that a solution will come to him before ilya realizes that he's got nothing.
and thenāthen, he clocks it. yuna was over last week and left supplies.
he tugs the kakigÅri machine forward and cradles it in his arms. whipping back around, shane's a bit breathless when he asks, "do you want kakigÅri?"
"kakigÅri? this is japanese word?"
"yeah. it's, uhāshaved ice? with toppings? it's not a popsicle but it's really nice on warm days." shane lifts the machine so it's more prominent, shifting it onto the counter.
"i will eat anything at this point," ilya bemoans. "my mouth is dry. i am dying of thirst."
"and the five steps to the kitchen sink is too much for you?" it's a gentle tease, made sure by the fact that ilya is grinning at him.
shane walks over to the sink himself instead, filling a glass to the brim and sliding it over to ilya. once it's sufficiently empty, shane keeps talking. "just for that, i'm going to make you shave the ice."
"i understand now. you are using me for eye candy. this, i accept."
shane shoves at ilya's shoulder and hands him the block of ice. "oh, fuck off. put this in the grinder and make sure to put a bowl underneath to catch the shavings. just shape them into a dome, okay?"
he leaves ilya to it, turning back to the fridge to get the condensed milk, the syrup, and the mango. it doesn't escape him, what this isāprecious time spent together, almost domestic in a way.
something feels his chest in a way that leaves it full. it feels okay for the first time in years. he's almost shoulder to shoulder with ilya now, and the near contact feels like a line of warmth, of surety.
"okay," ilya says, "i'm done." there's a proud lilt to his voice, even as he steps back and showcases his work. two bowls sit on the counter, overflowing with ice. "it's perfect, yes?"
by this time, shane has cut the mangoes.
āalmost,ā he murmurs, pouring both the mango syrup and condensed milk on before topping it with the mango chunks. ānow itās perfect.ā
shane gives a spoon over to ilya, a soft smile on his face at the look of anticipation ilyaās showing. āhere, you get first bite.ā
he watches closely as ilya tries to get a scoop of each individual component. when he finally brings it up to his lips, shaneās focus is solely on how ilyaās tongue darts out first to taste it. a contented hum leaves ilya and shane almost breathes a sigh of relief. but thereās also a little smear of condensed milk at the corner of ilyaās lips that stubbornly remains.
before shane can think too much about it, he licks it up, before licking into ilyaās mouth and giving ilya a longer kiss.
ātastes good.ā
shane certainly does not notice how the red on ilyaās cheeks isnāt from sunburn. after all, thereās much better things to do.
I'm going to a kink party tomorrow and I was stressing over what to wear bc last time everyone had leather gear and looked so cool. And then I thought 'wait a sec, what would The Ultimate Sub, Shane Hollander wear?' and an imagine of him standing nervously in the foyer of his cottage crystallized in my mind so quickly and clearly. His impact #hisimpact
U know what will get the people at the kink party frothing at the mouth over u. If u showed up in a linen shirt ur mom bought u and stood there like š§š»āāļø
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shane has never downloaded games on his phone before ilya. now they are at the airport lounge and he has angry birds downloaded because ilya refuses to play angry birds on his own phone. "your phone is better," ilya insists, even though they have the same iphone 17 plus. he likes that shane's full undivided attention is on him because he doesn't have his phone as a distraction. he likes that shane is watching him play. to ilya, this is a couples activity.
the way rr/tierney introduce ilya is so funny to me because when you first see him you're just like jeez this guy is such an asshole why is he like this. and then seconds later it's just like um it's because he has a 1) dead mom 2) who killed herself 3) an abusive dad 4) with alzheimers 5) a brother 6) who verbally abuses him on the phone 7) when ilya refuses to wire him 50 bands all at once 8) all while he spends new years eve all alone in the grossest motel you've ever seen 9) and he's bisexual.
and you're just like. well shit. that will do it i guess.
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*dissociating at work* Ilya rozanov deserves to be babied and worshipped and its a really good thing he found a freak like shane hollander bc he does that shit unprompted
I know that when Ilya finally finds out that Shane had put on a suit before their first hook up he's gonna be insufferable about it he'll be like "Shane, kotenok, it's time to suit up we're gonna have sex"
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i left a dark chocolate peanut butter cup in my pocket and it emerged slightly smushed and melted. what would shane hollander do? he would put it in the fridge to let it harden. or maybe heād just throw the whole damn thing away. itās kinda gross.
i did not do what shane hollander would have done. i did what ilya rozanov would have done, which was determine that the fridge was too far and to leave it in the nearest cold spot instead, which was by the windowsill in the bathroom, and then return to the bathroom hours later to remember he put it there and proceed to eat it