sick, like... super cool?

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

I’ve seen people say that Shane drinks ginger ale too often in fics and it has too much sugar to be part of his regular diet. Perhaps. But have you considered that he’s a good boy who deserves a treat?

What’s really crazy is that Yuna was supposed to have a baby girl and she would have grown up and married Ilya Rozanov and their union would produce greatest hockey player of all time. But in her love for her husband David, Yuna decided to have a baby boy, disrupting millennia of selective breeding intended to create the greatest hockey player of all time. She had the hubris to believe that she was powerful enough to create the Kwizatz Hockeypuck. And you know what? She was right. Because her son is Shane fucking Hollander. I mean look at him

My most implausibly self indulgent hollanov au is still picturing them as the protagonists of a romcom opposites attract secret high school romance,,, Ilya is the leather jacket wearing, cigarette smoking, motorbike riding bad boy and Shane is the clean cut golden boy, Captain of the hockey team and dating the class president Prom Queen,,, imagine Shane with his nice sensible haircut and his varsity jacket making out with Ilya and his multiple against school regulation piercings behind the bleachers,,,

imagine them trading jackets. shane blushing as ilya drapes the leather jacket over his shoulders one night early on in their relationship. shane in the parking lot after school shyly handing ilya his letterman jacket, only to have ilya smugly and proudly wearing it everywhere he goes