ALL OF THE THINGS

make your own foot scrub

please stop making me read this

It's called "plus size" because it's a plus when a girl is that size :3

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

I really trust James from team rocket. he would treat me right

Hed steal your pikachu

Id let him

thought his name was spike

ear-lye in the morning

Took me longer than I'd have liked to get this.

Who's forcing you to work out?

I've just realized I misunderstood this post.

Fanfic be like, “if you don’t have your own gay little man, store bought is fine”

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎