"You're not LGBTQJDJDKFOS if you're right wing" bruv. I hate to tell you this but LGBT people can be utter fucking cunts you're not more moral because you suck the log/lick the clam/suck the log and lick the clam/want rid of the log or the clam

Office workers why do we all have that one coworker that MUST discuss things over calls? They will not email or message, it's gotta be a call. Fuck off I'm getting drunk midday

Obvs banning social media for under 16s is plainly stupid but I'm not even gonna engage with why because it's not about protecting kids. Literally it is just about being able to de-anonymise the internet. They thought we'd cave over the porn thing but we didn't so now they're testing just how badly we want to use youtube and Meta

I feel like it hasn't landed for a lot of people that banning under 16s from social media inherently means that all users will need to prove they're not under 16. They couldn't get away with digital ID before so they've gone with the protect the children route instead as per to get it through the back door.