I’m Still Here

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

damn it…

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

Also. Project scary when big. Break project down into small tasks. Now project scared of you

two small children just walked into the store and asked to use my phone to call a parent because they’re lost. my phone speaker doesn’t work so I can only make calls with earbuds in. so i was like let’s walk across the street to my friend’s shop and use his phone. so i’m holding their hands and crossing the road when their older siblings (who could not be older than 12) walk past, almost miss us, then say (with no urgency whatsoever) “oh! there you guys are. we thought you fell through a sewer grate.”

I think you should be running this show tbh

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

Of course I like fat girls... it's more girlfriend, idiot

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

People who don't pay high rent for shithole apartments love to have an opinion about how tenants should pay higher rents for the sake of those sad, rich landlords. Evil little shits.

If I worked in a college or library I would just randomly hang signs asking people not to do the most incomprehensible things

"Please be mindful of other library-goers! Do not descale fish in the library!"