I’m Still Here

I think you should be running this show tbh

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

Of course I like fat girls... it's more girlfriend, idiot

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

People who don't pay high rent for shithole apartments love to have an opinion about how tenants should pay higher rents for the sake of those sad, rich landlords. Evil little shits.

If I worked in a college or library I would just randomly hang signs asking people not to do the most incomprehensible things

"Please be mindful of other library-goers! Do not descale fish in the library!"

no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

another person also thought that the middle ages were the period in between wwi and wwii so you should always be proud of yourself for having any sort of knowledge about the medieval period. i’m proud of you for not thinking fdr was an important medieval figure.

It takes one minute to imagine the scene and 500 hours to write it

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

holy shit i love grieving things before they’re gone

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever