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When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

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idc0o

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

justcatposts

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower

(via)

hottiewitabloggie

they’re? just? sitting there ???

ladycavalier

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

socialistexan

crtter

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

victusinveritas

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

short-wooloo

This is the America I believe in, the America that we can be

#I saw a video of a marching band in Kansas playing the Algerian national anthem and it made me tear up :’)#and I absolutely love that Boston has been swarmed by Scots having the time of their lives #it’s been nice to see my home city through the eyes of visitors this past week #World Cup 2026

userfish

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

userfish

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saggeses

do you know how much of a hater you have to be to leap over a bullpen wall

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rowan-e-ravenwood

SERIOUS: NEW BOT SCAM ALERT

heya!

this right here?

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.

the "@staff" is just the bio text.

tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:

DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.

report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.

@staff @tumblr @support

heywriters

I was laughing at this account when they told one of my sideblogs it had won money in a giveaway. All the "bots" were like, half-hearted fandom accounts for fandoms Gen Z is into, and since when does tumblr have money to give away? No website does that XD

Fakest scam yet.

tuulikki

Any time you see a whole bunch of people getting tagged in one post, it’s such a dead giveaway for a scam. That and “hello dear”

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#cucumber cherry tomato and yellow bell pepper #(I had pasta salad for dinner)

jeniferprince

moongazing

patreon // check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here

#art

aroundmeblackbats

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

hagiomoto

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

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polls-by-fip

im curious about a specific generational divide

regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?

gen z, yes

gen z, no

millenial, yes

millenial, no

gen x, yes

gen X, no

baby boomer, yes

baby boomer, no

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"

#not exactly but they've always been vocal lgbtq+ allies so I always felt it was implied #actually there was a point before i realized that i was queer where i used to think to myself #'damn it's too bad i'm not gay because my parents would be such great parents to a gay kid'#when i was a bit older my mom did eventually start saying things like 'your future husband or wife'#(she absolutely knew before I told her)

setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

shinraalpha

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flawlessassholes

🍀 it’s a lucky max! reblog for max luck 🍀

drarry

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

drarry

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

broken-horn-of-equius

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status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

calliopeprelude

i heard from ashley 👩🏾 who’s dating celeste 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 who used to live with morgan 🏡👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻 you were out with her ex 🙅🏾‍♀️💔 and i heard from luca 🧑🏻 who’s dating janelle 🧑🏻‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏽 you hit up her little sister 👶🏽👯🏽‍♀️ the one who looks twelve 😳🤦🏻 and i laugh about it 🤣😆😂 i laugh so hard i cry about it 😂😭😖 i’m crashing out 🤪🚑 i will never be the one ❤️‍🩹🙅🏼‍♀️❌ you’re a real girl’s girl 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 but the girl ain’t me 😭❌👩🏼‍🦰 tried to steal your love 🥷🏼❤️💰 but you give it for free 👅🥵💦 now i’m hearing all about it from your menagerie 💃🏻💃🏽💃🏼 you’re a real girl’s girl a girl’s girl 🫦👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 i heard from becca 👩🏾‍🦱 you know she’s my friend 👩🏼‍🐰‍👩🏾🫶 did you think that it wouldn’t get back to me in the end? 🫩🤬 she said you’re sweet 🍯💋but you’re trying too hard 🫷🏾🤢 it’s like every girl who doesn’t care 😐🤷🏾‍♀️ is winning your heart 🏆❤️‍🔥 and i laugh about it 🙂😃😂 i laugh so hard i cry about it 😀😭😰 i’m crashing out 🤬🔫 i will never be the one 💔😵💣 you’re a real girl’s girl 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼 but the girl ain’t me ❤️‍🩹❌👩🏼‍🦰 tried to steal your love 🥷🏼❤️💰 but you give it for free 👅🥵💦 now i’m hearing all about it from your menagerie 🍑🍑🍑 you’re a real girl’s girl a girl’s girl 💋👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 isn’t it so ironic 🙄🤩 how you’re givin away your love 🎁💝 except to the one who wants it 🤲🏻🙏🏻 you know that it want it so much 🥺❤️‍🩹💦 i just think it’s so funny 😂🤬 you know how they run their mouths🚰🫦🫦 runnin it right back to me 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ givin me something to laugh about 😆😭😓

#this song is such a bop #muna

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