Twilight

3. *Pregnant Bella needs to continuously drink blood to stay alive* Where do we put the empty half filled blood bags? Oh I know!! In the kitchen garbage where Jasper lives and walks past every day! It’ll be perfect

So you’re telling me that Edward and Bella constantly fought over whether Edward has the willpower to change her and not suck her blood for 3 and a half books when he ends up just giving her a shot of his venom in the end??? Like this guy was really out here causing unnecessary problems for everyone I-I just can’t-

It’s because I didn’t think of the shot until I was writing Breaking Dawn. You guys think I plan things ahead? Please! I don’t think of plot points until I’m writing the scene they’re in.

Yes

Me reading the twilight books when I was 11

Oh, to have the confidence of Jacob Black. Being turned down time after time and still holding on to the delusion that Bella secretly loves him and that he's the man for her.

Showing up the day of her wedding and having his own private dance with her after ditching her for months and not saying a peep??? The confidence

I’ve decided my favourite part of breaking dawn pt 2 is when Charlie swings a ten year old Mackenzie Foy around and then remarks on how big she is getting as if Renesmee wasn’t legit a baby like 12 minutes ago lmao

Charlie “My life is already so weird, so why not” Swan

Oh, Edward would love this