THRIFTERROR

Some questionable stuffed animals (Especially since unicorn looks more like a pig in a wig)

Tweety’s poor paint job and faded eyes makes this look so creepy

It looks like the universal Hollywood dead-film-over-eyes zombie effect. Combined with Sylvester's lack of eyeshines, I'm composing an entire horror script about them.

Yeahhhhh This would’ve given me nightmares as a kid

I have No words Except wondering why it has got a golden tooth

That... is the least of the MANY questions I have.

Actually, there's one that doesn't even relate to the cow(???) -- who decapitated Minnie Mouse and dunked her head in a fish bowl full of formaldehyde?

Look, I know foxes are supposed to be tricksy and all, but this is the face of an eldrich being of primal chaos and I Do Not Trust It.

What is he and what crimes has he committed to be imprisoned

I don't know, but that color combination alone might be considered a crime against humanity

I would forget to turn this off and wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom only for this to give me a heart attack

Agreed, that is hella creepy

Those eyebrows... Why is she so surprised?

If all she does is vaguely hula-hoop around with a candle and never tilts sideways, why did they bother giving her those weighted blinking eyes? When does she blink?

Its a bank and given the sound I made when I picked it up, there were still some coins in it I think that’s a coconut. It’s supposed to be holding given that the ape? Appears to be made out of coconut or something like it

The material does look like coconut! I'm a little concerned about the glasses that appear to have impaled the primate's skull, though...

There was no reason for them to paint it like this

Fox in drag, and she looks fabulous

I think the word you're looking for is foxy *off-key rimshot*

Mr. Peanut’s estranged cousin no one talks about

Remember a few years ago when they killed off Mr. Peanut? Maybe they brought him back... but wrong.

Hmm... Is this statue representing a Boston Terrier (below, left) or Resident Evil dog (below, right)?

Dog

And yeah, that’s a piggy bank of what you think it is

And with the speaker on it, I can only imagine what sounds it makes

I feel like I’ve seen this basketball player on your blog somewhere before

Oh, definitely! Good (?) to know he’s haunting other locations now.

OK, so I get this gnome is probably supposed to be like a ghost or a mummy, because this is close to spooky season

But um

Yeah you all see it too right?

I. Um. Uh. Er.

No Absolutely not They can stay right there in that booth forever

There's only one soundtrack appropriate to accompany this painting: