Decided to try that incorrect quotes generator with Luz and Amity from The Owl House. Here's some of the best ones.
Luz: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Amity: Luz, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Luz: I was arrested for being too cool.
Amity: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Luz, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Amity: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Luz: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Amity: You would eat yourself?
Luz: I wouldn’t even question it.
Luz, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Luz, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Luz: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Amity, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Luz: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Amity: Mind your language!
Luz: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Luz: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Amity: Take another guess.
(This would of happened after YBOS)
Luz: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Amity: Luz, that's a coma.
And the gem of them so far!
Luz: *Accidentally hits Amity in the face*
Luz: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Luz: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Amity: What’s wrong with you?!