do i dare disturb the universe?

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

100%

I lost it at “screams of the souls of the damned optional”…. like, is that a button you can switch off your demon-boyfriend toaster, haha!

Aziraphale’s EXTREMELY disturbed squashed muppet face the first time Crowley toasted bread in front of him (having eaten several rounds of hell toast unaware) prompted the comment “More fire, less hell, dear boy.”  and for Crowley to install some scream muting to the fire summon.

Good Omens resonated with so many because it gave us the biggest romantic fantasy of all times: someone loving us despite witnessing 6000 years of our bullshit. 

good omens heritage post

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Batman Heritage Post

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing