Punk As Puck

Bumble is apparently getting rid of the swipe feature and replacing it with an AI matchmaker soon. I think there’s a bad series of YA novels about why this is a bad idea.

I kinda gave up on dating apps a while ago because the queer man online dating pool in this city is small and I’m kinda ugly and transgender and the whole process is kinda dehumanizing after a while but I don’t think that an AI program criticizing my selfies and matching me with a random guy is gonna make that process feel any better.

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

#is this gayle waters-waters just gets into an argument with lestat at the town zoning board?#or is this “someone offers Gayle Waters-Waters the Dark Gift and she ends up in charge of Night Island?”#either way i think she wins but these are very different scenarios#tbh in the latter case i think that they end up as companions/lovers/that emotional relationship that only vampires have#like louis she has a fundamental void inside of her that vampires find irresistable#and like gabrielle she takes no shit and is lestat's mom#so i feel like she combines the traits of his two greatest loves

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

aliens observing the solar system: [untranscribable telescope name]-59172 has 2 planets. It's a pair of relatively small, cold gas planets, called [untranscribable telescope name]-59172b and c. [untranscribable telescope name]-59172c was discovered only a few years ago. Systems with multiple cold gas planets are rather uncommon, so this is pretty exciting

#this post is a jillion times better than all the posts that complaina bout therapyspeak #this one SHOWS the relationship between characterization and conceptualization #of depression #as an example of that relationship in general (via @rubynye)

"Listen for Christ's sake we're a modern paper. Parker - Parker get in here - this is Madeline Parker, came out three months ago. Best photographer we've got. We're proud to have her on board. We at the Daily Bugle are proud to support the LGBTQ+ community bUT THIS SPIDER-GIRL IS A MENACE"

Overwhelming consensus on this post is that you should come out in your superhero identity first, and then a couple weeks down the line come out in your secret identity and when people ask just go “Oh seeing Spider-Girl come out really gave me the confidence to come out myself” which is the best possible answer

hey girl are you a worm because

goddammit. i hit post too early

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

no it wouldn't that's nothing

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

hey girl. fish