gay and tired

please be perverted about me in these trying times

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

you fucking suck at burger

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats