spiritually a bass player

(rides my skateboard up to an older woman at the mall) hey will you be my mom

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Basically if you give me really good deep scalp scritches I'll go along with anything else you suggest

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

No, it is not too much to ask for. You're asking the wrong person.

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

Caffeinated drinks are so so good till you gotta go pee for the 3rd time in an hour

caffine drinks are awesome to mix with alcohol cause youll pee like every 6 minutes

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

I attach myself onto people Like a leech This is Not 🚫 Funny anymore