We’re Stanning Tony Stark On Main

imho when you have 200,000,000 olfactory receptors and perceive the world predominantly by smell you probably don’t have to press your cold wet nose directly against my bare skin to get a good whiff of where I’ve been

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

the world is my whale carcass

Then there was the time my fellow classics students and I killed an afternoon by working out the cast and plot of The Muppet Odyssey, which we concluded would be the greatest movie ever made.

Christopher Nolan is a coward, honestly.

Go on….

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

happy ballpiss day!

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

developers moving all their bug tracking and suggestion management to discord is like if you could only access customer support if you joined a facebook group. we need to start shaming people who use discords as a replacement for an actual proper repository

still thinking about the time my bf asked about favourite dinosaurs and my brother said quetzalcoatlus (pterosaur (not a dinosaur)) and my bf said dimetrodon ((synapsid (stem mammal) (went extinct 50 million years before dinosaurs evolved)) and i said crows (bird (dinosaur)) and yet i was judged to be the incorrect one in this scenario

botanist vs grocery store fruit-or-vegetable type of question

First of all put some respect on my name

Op killed stickycreebler