ayo

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

9.8 m/s^2 is one of the most classic accelartions to undergo

the most important part of sports enjoyment is to learn how to eroticize failure and loss

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

Your ass is getting opened in notepad