"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

tuesday is practice for wednesday

then wednesday is practice for thursday and thursday is teasing you with friday and friday is

friday is forever

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

hating me will cause even more geopolitical issues

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

the look on our dentists face will be priceless

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

my body is a machine that turns glasses of water into drinked glasses of water5

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