MILF In Training

A pleco is a sort of underwater sock puppet with googly eyes and you can get one for your house

angels aren't real. it was probably a weather balloon that gave you a spanking fetish, or maybe phytoplankton.

Bolivians are 4 weeks into a general strike which has seen them shut down highways across the country, with union members manning the barricades. And now workers have seized control of an oil field in Santa Cruz, shutting down production. if you're wondering why 24 hour strikes and week long consumer boycotts don't achieve anything, it's because they don't put any actual pressure on capital. the Bolivians are showing us how to inflict sustained losses on business. it's still a long way from taking political control out of the hands of capitalists and putting into the workers, but it's how you actually operate if you want to win concessions. in fact, their state has already offered concessions but the workers and peasants are demanding more

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

Encounter: expert in explosives and flight propulsion that for at least part of his life claimed he had summoned a demon in high school to help him learn alchemy

his name was Robert Johnson, which is a silly name for a missile wizard I do believe

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

fucking spot the difference game

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

Dragongirls tailthumping on the floor when they get excited about something

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

<talking to a monogamous person> i think you'll find "absurdly homewreckable" is actually a high compliment in my culture. it means i want to fuck yuor wife