Dare, Win, or Disappear

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

ok listen just because im annoying and evil and arrogant and full of myself and selfish and emotionally unavailable and i show no remorse and i have no convictions and

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

My family has a full blown heirloom variety named after us

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish