Nothing Fishy Here...

they got married btw

A large part of the reason families were bigger in the past was because marital rape was not considered rape and birth control/abortion methods were ineffective, dangerous and/or illegal. We can dance around this and act like our great great great grandmothers just loveddddd being mamas so much that they decided out of their own free will to have 11 children. We can pretend that they DECIDED to have big families because it was a financially advantageous decision so they could have more labor around the farm. But a lot of children in the past were fundamentally unwanted and not conceived out of love, children were not a choice women got to make. We need to admit that and stop pretending historical women were inherently more maternal because they were impregnated at the age of 15 and kept having babies until they were 40. That did not make them loving mothers, it did not make them ‘the divine feminine’ and it sure did not make them happy.

been playing mario kart today and we desperately need a tour de france game thats fun. idc about being ds/road captain i want to play as chris froome on a suped up pinarello just blasting red shells at wveryone in my path. mario kart but with cyclist product placement and Andy Schlecks likeness

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

getting medicine to unblock your nose in australia is a humiliation ritual. hi chemist warehouse can i pretty please have four days supply of pseudoephedrine. no i am not making meth i just have a blocked nose.

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate