Nothing Fishy Here...

There was really no winning that one

Given his psychological profile I believe the way to deal with Elon Musk is to make fun of him for flying on a plane like a commoner instead of inventing and being the first man to use teleportation technology, leading to a very funny result

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I saw a dude with an American flag tattoo on his arm (there were a LOT of boyfriends of bisexual women at this event) and I said "is that an American flag tattoo?" and he was like "yeah" and I was like "...why?" and he was like "I had 16 cousins die serving this country" lollll