this is the power of the isanami

Shikadai: ...Dad, what's with the picture in the fridge? Shikamaru: Ask your mom. Shikadai: Actually, she told me to ask you... Shikamaru: Well she's the one who put it there, and now I can't even get a glass of water without feeling like I'm still at work. It's such a drag... Shikadai: You do see his face all the time... Shikamaru: Anyway, even if I hate it, I can't touch it. Your mom says it's "for a diet". Shikadai: Huh? What does that mean? Shikamaru: How should I know? Man, I just don't understand women...

Ino: Wow, Temari, you look great! Wait a second...have you lost weight?! Temari: Heh. I can hardly believe it myself...but it's true, every time I open my fridge to eat something I get sick to my stomach. Ino: But - but that sounds terrible! You're not sick, are you? Are you feeling alright? Temari: I'm perfectly fine. It's the results of my simple diet - all I had to do was put a framed picture of that idiot Naruto right in the center of the fridge. Ino: *gasp* And it's...actually working...! Temari: The boys keep complaining about it, but I made sure there would be consequences for trying to move it. Ino: Let me guess, it would trigger a trap that would get sand in their eyes? Temari: You know me too well.

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