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what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

To all those boys who used to change in the bathroom stalls after gym class or at the pool or whatever else, how’s the transition going, queen? Estrogen looks good on you. Happy for you

really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche

you.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

NOT YOU TOO

hey

YOU

NOT AGAIN

no, I am.

I must choose my next words very carefully

I do agree that you must chose your next words, but why are you talking to me

That's it. No more words and phrases for you people

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[response]

coward detected

You...

thank you this is really gorgeous

no?? I am

of course you are but we are NOT starting this again

i couldn't help myself

it's like speaking to the fey with this website

You rang?

NOT you

What do I even say to this

Idk man just don't say anything mean to me :(

of course of course I just need a little time to think about what to say to you

@a-l1ttle-time

H E Y

hey

Did someone say "hay"?

oh hi kind horsey how did you get on [tumblr].com

Please get off me, you're really heavy

yeah have you even CONSIDERED this

sí alguna vez has CONSIDERADO... ¿mi?

POST CANCELLED WE HAVE GIMMICK BLOG YAOI NOW???

...I've always been here??

you're so right. the world is so beautiful everyone clap and cheer for gimmick blog yaoi

I love my twin 👏

HOW MUCH GIMMICK BLOG YAOI IS THERE??

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please help. it's so dark and scary in here

coward detected

every single day you people are so mean to me.

the Ice War on Europa...

holy shit europa ice war mention

I see the children's hospital has gotten a new decorator.

Samus getting banned on dating app after dating app for "being a fake account" because she's too awkward and nervous to ever message another woman and definitely couldn't be a real account for THE Samus Aran

I love how we as a fandom have collectively decided that Samus is basically space tony hawk

I love that as a fandom we've decided that Samus is absolutely fearless and ruthless in all thinks except plucking up the courage to talk to other women.

It's so important to me that Samus is a failgirl in the normal parts of her life. She has SO MUCH trauma and her alien family only taught her how to shoot guns and then she was an insubordinate soldier and then has her job as a mercenary keep turning into surprise superhero gigs and now is parts of multiple different other alien species. She CANNOT just walk into a bar and chat up a hottie. Zero percent chance. No charisma detected.

Samus absolutely does not know how to people. All she knows is shoot gun, eat parasite, and ball.

there are 4 entire alien languages whose word for "autism" is bastardized from Samus' name

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

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