Dear Diary…

Dear diary, so much happened today. had an argument with my friend. then i jumped into the ocean and got stung by a huge jellyfish. my whole belly and back was in pain. small disgusting bumps all over my soft skin. local pharmacy said i have to put soda on the wound. i thought they were joking at first i said right and i should put beer on it too huh. anyways, the soda and the cream they gave me actually worked. then i was kissing on the mountain where is covered by cactus. next thing i realize was i have 400 piercings from the cactus, they are ALL OVER ME. i’m like a hedgehog. i tried to pull them out but the little needle are so stubbornly buried under my skin. then i asked the guy from my hotel, what should i do with all these pain and cactus, should i rub olive oil or take a warm bath? he said he doesn’t know, and time will heal it. right, time will heal everything, every pain, every little thing that’s under my skin.

dear diary, today i kissed an android user