Just another otaku

That's awesome, please read all my posts like that

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

RIP Charlie Kirk

I thought this was a younger Justin Beiber.

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

A 6 hour workday doesn't have to mean the business shuts down after 6 hours, it means the shift ends. A childcare place could run 24/7 on 6 hour workdays, so long as it was willing to hire enough employees for all four shifts. And your children would Genuinely be better cared for by workers properly rested between workdays.

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Failed my phrenology exam

Skull issue

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

manslaughter, murder, theft, trespassing, human corpse desecration, poaching... but I'm saving mankind so it's okay ? ;3

YES

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

Holidays are unusual but important and have very specific rites attached

We operate on fae rules hell yeah

Dashcon, aka the wild hunt, is not a singular event, and it can absolutely get you

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go