There's always two of us.

yeah okay ill reblog that

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

the bugs are a FEATURE, not a... wait.

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

actually writing smut for the first time holy shit

The stupidity of Crowley not having his miracles in the finale has already been thoroughly dissected but I gotta say if they were going to do it, they could have at least been funny about it. Crowley miracles his clothes, right? So he should have been naked. Give us some Crowley bum to complete the bare asses triptych (Eve in S1, Jimbriel in S2). Have him wandering around Soho carrying a potted plant in front of his crotch for modesty.

Unfortunately, I am now picturing Crowley doing exaggerated yoga poses behind strategically placed items in the bookshop like its an Austin Powers film while Aziraphale valiantly tries to avert his gaze.

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

simon and garfunkel should have been monks at a monastery recently devastated by plague in rural france in the early 15th century

"Creatives deserve to be paid" and "We desperately need community spaces for creatives that aren't focused on trying to make money or advance careers where we're allowed to make connections and experiment" are two statements that can and should coexist.