There's always two of us.

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

How could the angel NOT ask him out on a date?? He had no choice in the matter. He had to mack that daddy.

nothing worse than fumbling a mutual interaction

that's a regular day at my job

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

meanwhile an anon is someone who sends you hate mail because they disagree with your take on canon

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

Cocaine is ridiculously expensive...so is AI for that matter. I just use maladaptive daydreaming and lucid dreaming

I've tried using a gas leak in my home but this, unfortunately, does not help.

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

Cocaine is ridiculously expensive...so is AI for that matter. I just use maladaptive daydreaming and lucid dreaming

I've tried using a gas leak in my home but this, unfortunately, does not help.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

maybe charlie kirk got stung by a veryfast wasp