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list some of your OCs and have your followers send you a number!

when's their birthday?

what's their biggest pet peeve?

what's their favorite Pokémon?

what's their middle name?

do they smoke?

what were they for Halloween last year?

are they single?

what is their usual Starbucks/Dunkin order?

are they good in a crisis?

are they more of a cat person or a dog person?

do they have any siblings? if so, are they close with them?

if they were stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire, who would they call for help?

do they like candy corn?

what's their lockscreen photo?

what do they wear to bed?

have they ever been arrested?

can they swim?

do they have any pets?

what do they do for work?

who is their favorite Sanrio character?

who would they say is their best friend?

what color is their toothbrush?

do they consider themselves to be religious?

what is their least favorite household chore?

do they drive?

what's their favorite holiday?

what time do they usually go to bed at night?

do they believe in aliens?

how tall are they?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

name:

favorite Pokémon:

go-to snack:

favorite superhero:

biggest fear:

do they believe in aliens?:

do they have any scars?:

childhood best friend's name:

Drifblum I think tw called

Chocolate covered almonds

Iron man if he had to choose

Hell

Yes but he doesnt believe we’ve met them

Scrape on his elbow from falling over when he was eight, some burns from undisclosed incidents

Lynne

dude.

People will say they wouldn't make fun of a schizophrenic or psychotic person but then make "jokes" about people being insane and delusional.

People will say they wouldn't make fun of epileptic people but then get mad about having to add flash warnings.

People will say they wouldn't make fun of an autistic person but then berate people for missing social cues.

People will say they wouldn't make fun of visually impaired people but then call people lazy for not reading things themself or making spelling mistakes.

People will say they wouldn't make fun of an intellectually disabled person but then mock people who can't do "basic" things.

Let's get messy 🔥

Questions compiled with @monocytogenes. Reblog with your OCs tagged and enjoy the crunch!

(I'm not numbering these so people have to copy the questions into the ask box.)

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What is your OC petty about?

When's the last time your OC hurt someone emotionally? What did they do?

What's an unsavory detail about your OC or opinion they have (to a modern Tumblr audience)?

What's an unsavory detail about your OC or opinion they have (to their peer group)?

What does your OC's love interest dislike about them?

Is your OC ever wrong? Big ways? Small ways? About what?

What does your OC lie about?

In what way(s) is your OC bad at life?

What's the fatal flaw in your OC's relationship(s)? What could destroy those relationships?

What fills your OC with envy? Alternatively who does your OC envy and why?

What physical trait(s) is your OC insecure about?

What personality trait(s) or habit(s) is your OC insecure about?

What's a moment your OC is ashamed to remember?

What's your OC's biggest fuck up?

What unconscious biases or expectations does your OC have regarding other genders, races or sexualities?

What skill does your OC need to work on improving?

What uncharitable takes would your OC have about you if they met you?

What's the longest grudge your OC has ever held? Against whom and why?

In what way is your OC worse than you?

Have there been any horrible consequences to well-intentioned choices your OC made? How did they cope with that?

Who hates your OC? Why?