My taste is amazing and my opinions are beyond reproach.

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

Getting the player characters in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign entangled in an extraplanar racing circuit with events sponsored by various cities throughout the Lower Planes and seeing how long I can keep it going before they realise the entire exercise was an excuse to have a major campaign event called "the Dis course".

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

Oh, this is remarkably of its era. I was just viscerally launched back to the specific amalgamation of meme printouts my roommate and I decorated our bulletin boards with senior year of college.

Either he didn’t contact anyone at all and was just waiting for Sisko to come back so he could roll out Operation It’s A Fake, or he really did phone up his remaining friend(s) and got them killed and christ that’s sad, choose your poison. I tend to the former because surely nobody takes Garak’s calls, that would be insane. “What does that fucking fucker want now, well he can go to hell, block number…”

At this point in the story (and Garak's life), people he knows should already be aware of and understand that taking his calls or being in contact with him in any way is a death sentence. "Who is that calling at--ah, shit. Nope, nope. You know what, no, I don't know him."

I completely agree that at this point in Garak’s life it would a death sentence to contact any “friends”, which would be a terrible imposition and very bad manners, and Garak’s mama did not raise a rude boy, so Garak is not bad mannered except when he is.

I like to imagine King Arthur refused to believe he was adopted as a child because if your mean older brother said “You’re not even related to us, a wizard dropped you off at our house when you were a baby.” you would be sooooo skeptical.