My taste is amazing and my opinions are beyond reproach.

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

Carefully explaining to my elite catgirl infantry for the fifteenth time that polearm unit tactics only work if everyone in the unit is wielding the same polearm. One of them showed up with a Bohemian ear-spoon. Where did she even get that.

This is how you get 256 catgirls with one hand each on a single 100 meter long sarissa

@silly-signs

Official silly sign(s)

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

Getting the player characters in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign entangled in an extraplanar racing circuit with events sponsored by various cities throughout the Lower Planes and seeing how long I can keep it going before they realise the entire exercise was an excuse to have a major campaign event called "the Dis course".

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins