I wish I knew

@gabzilla-z

@montereybayaquarium

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

Its nice to be corporeal by which i mean having a physical form with which to interact with the world around you but i will not lie to you there are problems associated

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere