Look How She Lights Up The Sky

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

doomscrolling thru the weather app

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them