Look How She Lights Up The Sky

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

10:00pm has no business being only half an hour after 9:30pm

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

Need a girl who just washed up on the shore

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?