Look How She Lights Up The Sky

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

Need a girl who just washed up on the shore

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy