hey, uhhhh,

[ID: a painting of three rows of pansies in different colours. end ID]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[ID: black and white digital illustration of the front half of a stylised leopard. It is looking directly at the viewer. Text reads "let the horrors speak to your body & tell you who is hunting you." /end ID]

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)