the anxiety train

part of the reason why it’s hot as fuck is because there’s no plants and fucking trees. yall keep building shit and getting in the fucking way. LET THE DAMN PLANTS GROW??? you put all this concrete down everywhere, you destroy the ecosystem, now you’re wondering why earth is whopping our asses???? 😭 like i’m not saying trees are gonna solve every little thing but what the fuck?

men: “how dare women accuse us of what we are and what we do”

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

New life plan: go to community college and become a general contractor in order to start a house flipping business. Instead of putting trendy tile backsplashes in the kitchens I’ll make the kitchens functional. The bathrooms however will all get clawfoot tubs. Also the walls will be painted colors.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight