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There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Imagine a newly-arrived-to-Erid Grace, sealed in a small oxygenated observation room, lying asleep on a cushioned platform. So far, Rocky has been the only Eridian bold enough to put on a xenonite suit and join Grace in the room; other Eridian scientists are gathered just outside, listening to the alien shifting about -- in its sleep!!! -- and occasionally mumbling.
A particularly pessimistic and irritating Eridian is pontificating to the others, insisting on the highest degree of caution when interacting with the alien in any way, even if that comes at the sacrifice of speed in treating the alien's ailments. Rocky is furious at the implication of "even if that comes at the sacrifice of the alien, period", but silent, unwilling to express his counterargument at full volume and risk waking Grace. Still, he is almost vibrating with anger where he sits on the makeshift 'human-style' bed beside his friend.
"This creature moves about even when supposedly at rest! It's unnatural! Perhaps Rocky-hero only survived the journey here at all because he was safely on the other side of a barrier of xenonite and ammonia, out of this creature's reach. Who knows what violent urges and instincts are contained within that bizarre body?"
The collective attention of the gathered Eridians shifts to focus in on Grace's slumbering form.
As if on cue, Grace rolls onto his side, still snoozing away, and cuddles his whole body in a curve around Rocky's, in a shockingly-close mimicry of a parent [Eridian-cat-equivalent] curling around its [Eridian-kitten-equivalent].
Rocky is quite annoyed when the resulting chorus of [Eridian-"awww"-equivalent] IS enough to finally wake his human friend from his much-needed rest.
DONT YOU DARE HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS
I also like to imagine a small subset of Eridians — maybe not bad people necessarily, but freaked out by a rapidly-and-suddenly-changing world and grasping for anything they can do to try and exert control over their circumstances? — jumping down Rocky’s figurative throat about him choosing to share so much potentially-sensitive information about Eridian anatomy and Erid’s culture, government, etc. with the first random sapient alien Rocky found floating out in space.
And then Rocky has to roll his figurative eyes and patiently (or not. Actually, definitely NOT patiently, that’s funnier) point out to those Eridians trying to scold him — the ‘random sapient alien’ freely chose to give ROCKY a massive data dump of information about the alien’s own race, including the precise location of the alien’s planet and instructions for how to build horrific weapons that could wipe out all life on that planet.
Grace giving Erid the ability to build a hydrogen bomb, agent orange, and every other horror known to human history.
Rocky: PLEASE LET ME KEEP MY SPACE PUPPY.
^@diary-of-a-digital-dinosaur tags
… Why do I suddenly feel like this is all cascading to the point where Rocky has to get married to Grace (platonically or queerplatonically or whatever) for the specific reason that Eridian mates can’t legally testify against each other.
A very stressed Eridian official: Rocky, to the best of your knowledge, is there any reason, no matter how insignificant, that Erid should hesitate at all to aid this human?
Rocky: 😶 … Why don’t we wrap up this hearing for today and resume tomorrow, question.
(1.5 Earth hours later)
Grace: Hahaha Rocky did you know we actually have something like this on Earth too, in my country? It’s called “Las Vegas”—
A very stressed Rocky: Yes yes yes very interesting friend Grace, now when we go into that building, when I signal you, just repeat all the noises that I make—
LMAO I would love to see this in action.
Grace: Can we have an Elvis Impersonator at least?
Rocky: No time for your weird human culture just say what I said.
Wait
Adrian is also There
And
Eridian priest equivalent: Now do you take Rocky and Adrian as your Mate and home thrum
Grace (who was told to say I do): I do

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which (fully canon) love triangle is better
benny - dean - cas
crowley - dean - cas
and why?
since it would be cowardly of me to pose this question and not provide my own answer:
it’s a difficult question because the dynamics are so wildly different. benny’s just here for a good time, whereas crowley’s heart is absolutely in this 100% (and he hates that). crowley does have the distinction of having fucked dean and cas but out of the two, only benny has a shot in hell of a potential threesome somewhere down the line.
ultimately, i have to give this one to benny/dean/cas, because i have such a soft spot for the gay cajun vampire sidepiece. but crowley absolutely brings the drama and i can’t take that from him.
in the smallest of disagreements, benny and crowley were both absolutely destroyed over dean, and only crowley got back up again from it. Benny moved on a couple times but Dean’s life kept crashing in and taking away what life and platonic love and support systems he’d made for himself until he had given up, was using again, and was, tbfrank, suicidal. (x)(x)
By the time crowley came around the writers were willing to be way more bold, way more explicit with it and the result is comedy gold that makes my heart lighter. (x) I still can NOT believe that they prefaced the two season drowley deancas love triangle with what is essentially a fan edit to ‘who do you love’ or that I missed it at the time, likely not even watching it. (x) But rewatching seasons 10 and 11 right now, I can not believe how much they queercoded their spaces and retroactively acknowledged it. Playing old voicemails (x), making references (x), direct comments (x), main plot, butting them in gay bars (x) So we got so much despite how much was left on the cutting room floor (x)(x). It started from a place of control and abuse even though Dean was only open to it because he was trying to regain control over himself after a trauma, but, bizarrely, These boys went on to have a healthy [for spn anyway] ex relationship, with Dean giving Crowley advice (x) and Crowley repeatedly saving Cas for Dean. this show is wild.
I love them differently - and what I love most about them is that they are canon Drowley for just how explicit they made it despite being under the radar. Crowley’s comments and jokes are a joy to rewatch - Beandenny just for Benny himself being - you know - not a villain - that sulty cajun vampirate (x) who badly needed a hug, and clearly knew Dean cared more about somebody else. We might have seen way more of but everything was so much more subtle then. Just to be ridiculous - Benny was canonically inside Cas before we met him. Also bonus points for taunting Bobby while saving him. (x) Unlike with Crowley where Dean can blame being a demon, I love that Dean has no excuse for his time with Benny other than being somewhere he actually felt his feels. Purgatory: Where Gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day
Oh I totally lied - I’m tired and I just remembered that you’re asking about the triangles and not the relationships - DrowleyDeancas totally wins for me - the taunting dynamic between Cas and Crowley is so much fun. Headcanon: Crowley can see the mark Cas left on Dean’s soul on his shoulder and Cas constantly low grade tortures him with it. We just don’t see as much of the Cas Benny dynamic which is less combative rivals and more tragic/sad (x)(x)
talking to @lobotomycas about cas meaning fallen or ruined in enochian. and we were like. what if it was a verb? what if cas’ name - the one dean gave to him, the first gift he ever got, the symbol of dean’s affection for him - is now worked into curses and spells meant to torture disobedient angels? what if cas’ very name in heaven is an act of violence. and what if he found out from like, naomi or something, and she was like “are you happy now, castiel? are you happy with your free will? look at what you’ve become. you can never go home.”
MAKE ME CHOOSE SUPERNATURAL EDITION: @livinforthehope asked Safe House or Death’s Door
oh no actually one more thing.
i don’t feel well
and his line was literally are you God. are you God man he said: CAS Are You GOD

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Or when so eloquently spoiled (x)
*dean voice* sammy you're my brother and best friend and I can't and won't tell you what to do here but I'm asking you to not wear a white suit to match eileen in the name of equality. I don't want to explain why because it'll really dampen the mood but please consider not doing that
HE IS BILLIONS OF YEARS OLD and he chose the bunker kitchen as his safe space. Yes, man who would be king parallels with Cas/Casifer being trapped in the ring of holy fire. But ALSO man who would be king CONTRASTS because mwwbk Cas’ safe space/happy space is in heaven, in the heaven of the autistic man, but now he has even more earthly attachments. He has arguably no more attachments to heaven with Hannah gone, and feels safer on earth in the bunker’s kitchen. out of everywhere he has been in billions of years
AND YOU ASK, WHY? WHY THE BUNKER’S KITCHEN AND NOWHERE HE HAS BEEN IN BILLIONS OF YEARS? BECAUSE THERE IS EMOTION ATTACHED TO IT! SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT ATTACHED TO ANYWHERE ELSE IN BILLIONS OF YEARS BECAUSE HE DID NOT FEEL EMOTION!!!! EMOTION. LOVE, EVEN
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The power Anna and Cas had here, ouff
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