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ineedhjalp

I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 🫵 can make both of those happen. for free

angel-derangement

I did some studies of some glassware pics after a very long drought of no drawing at all. pls enjoy

#something about the brightness #how it's even more vibrant when drawn...#art

anthonyhurd

What’s your number 1 take away from 2025? Mine is clearly this: We’re not going anywhere.

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formaldehydedoesstuff

Gonna make one hundred soups this year. Starting off with kapustnyak, carrot soup, chickpea soup, and parsnip soup.

4% complete.

formaldehydedoesstuff

8% complete baybeee. This may end up being a long post. Hope you like the colour of the soup.

formaldehydedoesstuff

Can't stop won't stop. 15 soups so far.

formaldehydedoesstuff

Slowed down for a minute because vet bills ate up my grocery budget but made it to 20%, baybEEEE.

formaldehydedoesstuff

Whoops I slowed down but BAM, 25%. I'm gonna make a comeback baybeeEEEE.

formaldehydedoesstuff

I AM BECOMING SO POWERFUL

formaldehydedoesstuff

Four new BEAN BASED SOUPS, the first one trailblazing because it was a taco soup recipe courtesy of @alex-of-1000-dumbasseries. 61 IN THE BAG, 39 TO GO.

I am also linking my soup planning doc because I can, and it's easier than tagging all of them individually.

formaldehydedoesstuff

Have I lost all my followers yet? NOT YET. Time for more soups. I'm up to 70 now.

themythicalcodfish

OP this is a gorgeous post and I’m so proud of you

formaldehydedoesstuff

Thank you, I will take these codfish words to my grave. Also, I have achieved 8 more, putting me at 77 soups. How is 70 plus 9 photos 77? I'm glad you asked.

Earlier, I forgot to include a photo of my cock-a-leekie-soup (#57) - pictured above as the first one of this set - and also I MADE TARATOR TWICE by accident so I've struck one from the record since I'm trying to make 100 soups here, not 99 and one twice.

formaldehydedoesstuff

A new bowl approaches. Bought myself some soup bowls from the 70s with goofy little geese on them for my own birthday (though I did not get them in time for my miyeok-guk), because what else is free will for. This puts me at 86. I JUST MIGHT MAKE IT? SOMEHOW?

formaldehydedoesstuff

A COLOURFUL BATCH featuring another Certified Tumblr Soup because people kept recommending Yeto's Soup, and they were right.

How am I at 92? ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN A QUITTER.

formaldehydedoesstuff

100/100!

eatpussypraylove

Favorite adderall review

joebidensbignaturals

ralfmaximus

You have to watch the dosage.

mortimermcmirestinks

You have to watch the dosage.

#the chemicals in the waters...#theose who turns you gay...#it was always about the dosage......

morimorikei

The Tournament

arastir

Karlach 🔥

Decided to jump on this GTA 6 trend and draw Baldur’s Gate’s best girl

#hell fucking yeah #karlach my beloved #bg3

cow-inthe-closet

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

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yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

teaboot

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

#oh wow

thundergrace

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

thundergrace

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

lymeandcoconut

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

happibeans

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

thesaltofcarthage

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash.

#she's beautiful

pangur-and-grim

little guy missed his jump

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lame-wizard

Me trying to do one (1) pull-up

friend-crow

Genuinely kind people don't get enough credit. People seem to think that being nice is just a personality trait, but it's actually a commitment to treat people well, even when it's hard. It's not just being nice to the people you like.

It's choosing to be kind to people when you're in a bad mood, or when they're being annoying.

It's choosing to be kind to people who your friends don't like.

It's choosing to be kind to people who you don't particularly like.

It's choosing to be kind to people who you envy.

I'm not saying that you can't be a kind person and stand up for yourself, or tell someone to fuck off when they're doing something genuinely harmful, but there are a million petty reasons people use to justify treating people badly.

It is a conscious choice, made over and over, often several times a day, to treat people with kindness and respect, even when they make it hard. So appreciate the consistently kind people in your life, because they work hard to be that way, and they really don't have to.

friend-crow

Something that comes up when I discuss kindness with people is that people who I experience as being kind believe that they're just faking it. They don't believe it counts if you're kind to someone who you're secretly annoyed by.

But that's exactly what kindness is. It's making the effort to treat people well when you don't feel like it.

If anything it should count MORE when it's not effortless.

#that but adding the nuance of respect #because sometimes you are acting nice but thinking 'no #that's respect'#and guess what?#it still hit with the same impact sometimes #no idea if i make sense or not

justiceinspandex

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