leader of slut jack nation

hello, i'm lila (she/her) a lesbian who enjoys writing robby and abbot fucking nasty while being disgustingly in love. i also write rabbot/dana, the occasional kingdon, and various wlw pitt ships. abbot and ellis are my favorite pitt characters!

I take prompts here on tumblr and I write full length fics for ao3 as well, which are individually linked under the cut!

i'll write almost anything fluffy, smutty, or hurt/comfort for a prompt (including watersports, cnc, or monsterfucking) but please read the hard nos before sending a prompt:

bottom robby

young rabbot (I’ll make reference to it if I must)

heavy angst, unrequited love, or other hurt that doesn't end in comfort

intoxication or intox kink

sounding, cbt, or foot stuff

anything involving the med students/younger residents (aka things that give me secondhand embarrassment)

kids, as in rabbot being parents, although i'll write pregnancy kink in most cases.

anything hucklerobby/hucklerabbot is an absolute hard no

sickfics

if you have a prompt you're not sure about, send it anyway! i am a freak lmao you'd be surprised about my lack of limits. fair warning that i do delete a fair many of the prompts that are just "eh" to me, because i have 50-100 in my inbox at any given time and i am only one person, so i prioritize the prompts i truly adore.

sometimes it will take me weeks to get to a prompt, sometimes it'll take ten minutes. thank you for your patience <3 you are welcome to send in as many prompts as you like, whenever you like! the only time i'm not accepting prompts is if the inbox is closed.

i also adore my emoji anons! i've tagged as many emojis anons which fit within the tag limit.

all claimed emojis are as follows. if you want to become an emoji anon, feel free to pick one that's not taken! i love my emoji anons, seriously, and I'm always looking for new ones. we have had issues with emoji stealing and impersonation around here, so please be conscious and careful. thank you.

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longfics and longrunning verses explained below the cut:

jack in the tiniest shorts he can get away with (not just because he likes to feel sexy and have robby stare, but because he runs hot and too much clothing bothers his skin and when in rome, you take your clothes off at the beach, you know? and he tries to get as tan as possible whenever possible.)

robby having to be bullied into taking his shirt off. receiving a scandalized groan from jack when robby freely admits he was planning to leave his shirt on and stay under the beach umbrella the entire time. staying on the beach chair with his detective novel and his sunglasses on and maybe a popsicle, maybe a little virgin fruity drink with am umbrella in it, some excuse for jack to stare at his lips.

jack is a fish. sometimes the stares on his prosthetic (a special one for swimming) make him squirmy, sometimes they make him angry, sometimes he decides he is not going to let them get to him today, that nothing is going to put a damper on his day at the beach with his man. he swims until his arms are too tired to go another inch, and makes sure to wait until robby's watching before rising from the waves like a mermaid.

doesn't matter that robby's wearing sunglasses, jack has known and loved him for thirty years, he knows what it looks like when robby's trying to pretend he's not staring at jack dripping water.

once jack tires himself out, covered in sand and his curls even curlier than normal from the water, flushed from exercise and a bit of sunburn on his cheeks (oh, and most of the reason jack begged and bullied robby into taking his shirt off was so he could rub sunscreen into robby's skin) he plops down onto the blanket beside him, out of breath but grinning wildly.

robby looks at him over his sunglasses, prescription reading sunglasses, something jack teases him endlessly about. "you gonna get in the water?" jack husks, kinda hoping robby will pick him up and toss him in.

"you gonna sit still for a minute and just listen to the waves?" robby counters, shuffling off the beach chair to lay beside him on the towel, on his side, staring into jack's eyes. pretending like it isn't a crowded beach with all kinds of other people around. pretending like they're the only people in the world.

"i guess i could be convinced," jack mumbles, ready to take a nap, grateful for the umbrella as he turns onto his stomach to hide his eyes in the crook of his arm.

robby takes the opportunity to slap his ass in the tiny swim shorts, of course, and stands up to get them some snacks. jack will nap, robby and jack will share a bag of overpriced popcorn and gossip about the people passing them by, about the couple arguing next to them about who forgot the sunscreen and who made them late.

jack will kiss the ice cream taste out of robby's mouth, later, when they go for a walk holding hands on the beach, stopping at an ice cream truck, which robby pretends not to want because that's for kids, but jack buys him one just to make him smile. "you deserve it, sweetheart," he'll say, entirely sincere, kissing robby's cheek with a hand on his back.

they'll pack up together and bitch about sand in places they didn't know sand could gather, they'll get home and fall asleep immediately at seven PM in each other's arms (because there is science behind why the beach tires you out, yes, but also they're old men in love who are chronically tired and eager for a sleepy cuddle.)

the next day, robby will trace jack's new swim shorts tan line with his tongue, line his hipbones and the v of his crotch with hickeys right where the water was kissing him, mumbling praise about his perfect mermaid, about how jealous robby was of his shorts in that moment, about how lucky robby is, how much he loved seeing jack's happy smile after swimming, the one that could end wars and save lives as it has many times before...

but right now, they just close their eyes together and listen to the waves, where there's peace, where their heads can't be louder than the sound of the ocean.

-🐬

ur an amazing author tho! just thought this was kinda funny. saw it in one of ur ask responses and was like oh.. oh noooooo…

Omg really?? It’s such an uncommon name and it gets weird remarks and people never know how to pronounce or spell it, it’s so incredibly rare to meet someone else with my name or a character with my name, so that’s wild haha!

"Baby," Jack laughs, good natured, "I'm only preparing for your big cock when I use these." He presses a hand to Robby's chest and kisses him softly, reassuring. "Yours is the biggest I've ever seen, of course I had to stretch myself and prepare and overcompensate."

Robby's blushing, shaking his head as he looks down, and Jack smiles and gropes his front. Robby chokes.

"You want me to show you how much?" Jack whispers. "You want me to show you what I look like riding one of those cocks? I get a lot of practice, you know."

What this really boils down to (for me) is that I still get INCREDIBLY HORNY whenever that rolls around.

Can I get Jack going through the same and having Robby taking care of him?

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"Robby," Jack pants, leaning his head back onto Robby's shoulder as Robby rubs his cock.

"Yeah, I know, I know," Robby murmurs, hands all over his body, caressing him slowly and gently in contrast to the rough way he's jerking Jack off. "I know. You need it, huh? Your body knows you need it and it's telling you so." He kisses Jack's shoulder. "You need me to make you come."

Every time trans!Jack comes, hyperspermia!Robby switches which hole (pussy or ass) he’s fucking.

-🐬

"How's that?" Robby coos, pulling out of Jack's pussy and sliding down to his lower hole, tapping his cockhead there a few times before sliding it in.

Jack whimpers, still fresh from coming, panting and out of breath as Robby fills him right back up. "Feels good for me," Robby says, setting a punishing pace immediately, back into the sloppy seconds he already left for himself. "You feel so good, baby, fuck. These sloppy holes."

"Yes," Jack sighs, letting Roby pull his legs up and pound him. "All yours. More, please, want more..."

If you're into it, how about the moment Robby feels/sees Jack's pussy potion kick in? Maybe they're already getting hot and heavy, maybe Robby's already fucking Jack's ass, stroking his cock, when things suddenly change? And he's so turned on he just immediately slips out of Jack's ass and into his pussy on the next pump without even asking/thinking and just hammers in hard? (Jack is cool with it tho of course😌).

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(maybe a sprinkle of desperate!robby as he fucks into jack's pussy hard, apologizing like "oh fuck, oh sorry" but he just can't stop himself😫🥵)

"Fuck, fuck, sorry," Robby's gasping, slipping out of Jack's ass and into his pussy, ramming in hard, to the hilt immediately. "Can't help myself." Watching it change before his eyes was too sexy to bear. He needed to slide inside and claim his rightful place, to feel that tight, wet sheath around his cock.

"Don't apologize, you feel so good," Jack gasps, pulling him close, head spinning from getting one whole fucked to the next in under a minute. Robby groans into his shoulder, hips working by themselves. He was stroking Jack's cock until a minute ago, but now he focuses on rubbing Jack's clit, which is quickly fattening up under Robby's attentions.

so on their next day off, Robby drags Jack off to bed in the middle of the afternoon, strips them both down, and gets their new toy in Jack's pussy. except... Jack already needed to piss. and as Robby pumps the plug bigger and bigger, it starts putting pressure on Jack's bladder. and Jack loves it, it feels incredible, it's just that he's about to either come or piss himself and he's genuinely not sure which.

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How’re you?? How’s life? I have JUST gotten back from a two week trip out of the country of which I was barely on the internet, am suffering extreme jet lag, and immediately had to jump into my summer class that I was a day late for 🥲. I have SO MUCH of your page and stories to catch up on but wanted to drop a quick hello first! Missed coming by here and missed your writing! Was great to get a break from the internet tbh, but the withdrawal was real 😆😂. I have a prompt I’m gonna drop off real quick that came to me on the plane ride home and maybe some others! The time difference is so intense idk what day it is anymore hahah. But I can’t wait to see what’s been going on! Hope you’ve been well ❤️

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SOAP!! We have all missed you, so nice to hear from you! I hope you had a wonderful vacation, that it was relaxing and fulfilling and that you got some good unplugged time.

I hope you recover from the jet lag quickly!! I hope you enjoy catching up on the blog, and thank you for the prompt you dropped, I am eager to write it. I would love to hear the others!

Robby realizes this and makes it very clear that he has never been and never will be ashamed of Jack’s slutty tendencies (Jack wasn’t exactly as subtle as he thought he was about his gloriously slutty ways in the years before they got together) because he loves Jack exactly as he is and he has no doubts that Jack will only be slutty for him for the rest of forever and a day.

-🐬

"I don't mind," Robby repeats with a warm smile. "In fact, I like." He gives Jack a reassuring kiss. "I don't think it's a hardship to keep you stuffed as long as you want it. To fuck you as much as you need it. To make you come as often as you want it."

"Really?" Jack breathes. "You don't mind that...that I was a slut, before?"

"I'm hoping you'll be a slut for me now, and in the future."

Jack shakes his head. It's hard to believe things could be so easy, so simple, yet Robby is as loving as ever. Robby kisses his forehead and reaches down to grope his ass. "I could give you a demonstration of just how much I mean it, if you like."