la niña bruja

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

"They" in this case is Project CETI; here's a guardian article.

The rest of the US is in a horror movie meanwhile NYC is getting sunshine and rainbows and free puppies

compiling a list of men yearning with such naked desperation it feels all but indecent. darcy you have bewitched me body and soul obviously, anakin if you’re suffering as much as i am please tell me, laurie confessing his love to jo in little women, you said i killed you—haunt me then. open to suggestions of course

Okay people thinking this sounds fake or outrageous might be confused by that third screenshot. I thought this was obvious, but the stuff about them "relocating" and moving around is a description of *folklore* surrounding them. That should be self explanatory from the wording.

No you're actually not curious. There's a bite behind that question and I refuse to answer it

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly